HELEN CREWNECK XS-3X
$ 198.00
Our thick french terry Helen crewneck sports the boxy fit, rolled hem, and lightly puffed sleeves you know and love–with an all-new print for those who drink coffee, have sex, buy pies and enjoy battery-operated devices! In the halcyon days of Sex and the City–the original, of course, no shade to AJLT–it felt like an honor to be dubbed the Miranda of one’s friend group. She’s witty and responsible, a mom friend who unapologetically loves to fuck. What’s not to love? Our newest toile is an homage to everyone’s favorite sexually fluid, bucket hat-wearing esquire: in delicately rendered vignettes, Miranda picnics and passionately kisses Steve, sips a martini and and stands up to a sandwich (before getting the hots for him, of course). For the woman who taught us to enjoy our success rather than apologize for it, it’s the least we could do.
- Crewneck sweatshirt with slightly puffed sleeve in new & improved french terry fabric
- Frayed raw hem
- 100% Cotton
- Original 'Miranda Toile' artwork by artist Hazel Lee Santino
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Runs big, we recommend sizing down
- Laura is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'11" wearing a size 1X
- Astrid is 5'9" wearing a size S
Sizes 1X, 2X & 3X are estimated to ship by December 15th.
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