$ 328.00
The unsung hero of so many meals, we’ve decided to honor aromatics the only way we know how: by displaying them on your tits and ass. Harper’s structured bodice and flowing midi skirt are complimented by a green grocer’s worth of alluring alliums, including but not limited to garlic, shallots, and scallions. BYO breath mints!
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast blue piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original 'Alliums' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 268.00
Quaint and deceptively complex in its geometric starkness, there’s just something a bit femme fatale about the polka dot. The Sloane dress takes this siren-esque print even further with flattering flowy color-blocking, bold wide straps, and a square neckline that says “My wealthy husband suffered a tragic fall.” For maximum effect, pair with a pointy shoe, a plume of smoke, and a rakish P.I.
- Polka dot sleeveless tea-length dress with A-line skirt
- Fitted bodice with square neckline
- Colorblocked black inset panels at front and back
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size 4
$ 278.00
Minnie shares a name and a penchant for polka dots with a certain stylish rodent, but that’s where the similarities end: a curve-hugging fit, high hemline, and comely keyhole cutout at the bust make this dress decidedly PG-13. Pair Minnie with a svelte heel for an instantly cool going-out look, or wear with docs as a subtle nod to that episode of Daria where Jane dabbles in rockabilly.
- Fitted mini dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Sweatheart neckline with 'peek-a-bow' knot and keyhole at bust
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Colorblock black & white polka dots
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 328.00
We’ll say it: family barbecues lack sex appeal. Thanks to Harper, that’s about to change! A charming tablecloth print and tea-length hemline keep things family-friendly, while a structured bustier-inspired bodice reminds ‘em you’re only related by marriage. Dress Harper down with worn-in tennies and a straw clutch, or elevate with a delicate sandal for a posh picnic vibe.
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast white piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original red & white 'Tablecloth' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 328.00
It’s a real shame only babies get dressed up like little sailors. We’re here to change that with Harper, a subtle nod to the nautical just begging to accompany you to the JC Penny photo studio. On this flowy midi dress, beachy blue strips are upgraded with contrast piping at the hem, bust, and straps. Pair with a jaunty sailor cap and prepare to get your cheeks pinched!
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast dark blue & white striped piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original turquoise & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 388.00
Dappled with dazzling centaurs, our latest Mia is one of our most romantic styles to date–and that’s coming from the people who brought you an entire toile devoted to smut. Regal ‘n’ randy cryptids prance across a filmy cotton-voile maxi dress, complete with fluttery sleeves that deliquesce into a cape across the open back.
- Body-skimming midi slip dress with flutter at shoulder and back
- Deep V-neckline at front and back
- Scalloped flutter ivory merrow edge
- Invisible side zip closure
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original mint green 'Centaur Toile' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 328.00
Releasing birds at a wedding: impractical and inhumane. Wearing birds to a wedding: stunning, unexpected, much preferred by birds. Our most colorful cocktail dress yet, Reese’s tony high-neck silhouette is brightened by a clutch of kissing cockatoos. A jersey-sateen blend offers a luxe feel and just a whisper of stretch, while an architectural gathered waist and ankle-length hem balance structure with romance.
- Sleeveless long maxi dress in combo pink & orange printed fabrics
- Crew neck and racer-back bodice
- Curved waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 100% Cotton Sateen
- Original 'Cockatoos' artwork by Brittani Arkin
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
Like a hotter version of 1920s beachwear, Sylvie leaves just enough to the imagination: a scoop neck, tank sleeves, and scalloped hemline show off your best bits, while a soft A-line cut hides your belly button from Satan. Pair with a stacked sandal for a comfy going-out look, or with flats and a straw hat for a chic twist on the beach cover-up.
- Pink knit terry mini shift dress with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at hem
- Scoop neck
- Faux front hip pocket flaps with pearl button
- 100% Cotton
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
Love the freedom and power of a muumuu, but not ready to go full retirement community just yet? Sylvie’s the dress for you! With an easy A-line silhouette and plush terry construction, this mod mini is comfortable as the finest caftan. At the same time, a scalloped hem, pearly buttons, and icing-esque loopy trim ensure you’ll look about ten times more polished than you feel.
- Lime knit terry mini shift dress with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at hem
- Scoop neck
- Faux front hip pocket flaps with pearl button
- 100% Cotton
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 268.00
Big Beanstalk strikes again: the magical fruit’s agenda to fill your wardrobe with beans is one step closer to completion with Lola, a wear-anywhere A-line mini dotted with our best-selling Especially the Beans print. Lola’s thigh-grazing hemline is balanced by a high neckline, and functional pockets fit up to 200 unsoaked garbanzos.
- Mini shift dress with button keyhole at back neck
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Especially the Beans' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 258.00
All the sun-baked bliss of a swim-up bar, none of the chlorine rash! Lola’s signature shift silhouette gets a spring break upgrade with all-over trompe l’oeil water and a wavy wraparound pool bar. Whether basking under a tropical sun or above a sudden burst of hot air from the subway grate, Lola’s 100% cotton twill construction and loose fit ensure you’ll look hot while staying cool.
- Pool blue mini shift dress with button keyhole at back neck
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Lightweight Cotton Twill
- Unlined
- Original 'Swim Up Bar' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 180.00 $ 229.00
Dress like the 1970s swinger you hope your parents weren’t! With a high hemline and a come-hither blue pineapple pattern, the Jenny dress playfully subverts the oft-prude shirtdress silhouette. Contrast striped trim and a detachable waist-tie–or blind fold, up to you–only add to the fun. Wear Jenny with a wedge sandal for a no-brainer date look, or with sneakers to sex up your daily bodega run.
- Button front shirtdress with dolman sleeves
- Curved shirttail hem
- Contrast striped front placket, sleeve cuffs, and removable belt
- Side seam pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Unlined
- Original white ground 'Blue Pineapples' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Original blue & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 194.00 $ 278.00
We don’t doubt that your rack always projects the message, “Wish you were here,” but just in case: enter Minnie, a paradise of postcards strewn across a spaghetti-strapped mini dress. Let Minnie’s ruched neckline, keyhole cutout, and body-hugging silhouette take you from beach to bar to bar bathroom with the bartender!
- Fitted mini dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Sweatheart neckline with 'peek-a-bow' knot and keyhole at bust
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Postcards' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 187.00 $ 268.00
Seduce your local grizzly in Sloane, a breezy linen midi-dress that boasts not one but two hues of our fan-favorite blueberry print. Perfect for picnicking, salmon-fishing, and a slew of other date-night activities, Sloane’s fanciful free-fitting skirt is balanced by satisfyingly thick straps and a square neckline. Pair with espadrilles, a wicker basket, and bear spray.
- Sleeveless tea-length dress with A-line skirt
- Fitted bodice with square neckline
- Colorblocked inset panels at front and back
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Blueberries for Sal' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 288.00
Bring a sort of beguiling Victorian child vibe to any event in our newest Eliana! This full-bodied mini tank dress is smattered with fairy-tale vines, heady pink blooms, and hovering hummingbirds. Eliana’s slightly oversized fit makes it an ideal layering piece; slip on over a turtleneck, or wear alone to proudly project Hot Haunted Doll energy.
- Sleeveless mini tank dress with full pleated skirt
- Front scoop neckline
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Bleeding Hearts' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit, size up for looser fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 229.00 $ 328.00
With a bustier-inspired structured top and a powder room’s worth of dainty tiled buttercups, Harper is a study in sophisticated sex appeal. The springy pastel palette, floaty skirt, and tea-length hemline are office-appropriate, while the sweetheart neckline and structural stitching at the bust say “Meet me in the copy room, stud.”
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original ivory 'Buttercup Tile' artwork by Melisa Dincer
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 271.00 $ 388.00
Reminiscent of the Lisbon sisters’ prom frocks in The Virgin Suicides, the Mia dress is a spectacle of 1990s-does-1890s tongue-in-cheek charm. Featuring a gently body-skimming fit, a romantic deep V neckline, and ethereal lacy trim along the sleeves and back, Mia will take you from winsomely chewing a pencil in class to chugging Southern Comfort under the bleachers with ease. What more could you ask from a date-night look?
- Body-skimming midi slip dress with flutter at shoulder and back
- Deep V-neckline at front and back
- Scalloped flutter with bird & flower embroidery
- Invisible side zip closure
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original pale blue 'Forget Me Not' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
- LuLu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 200.00 $ 288.00
Love a breeze around your undercarriage, and also a nice Brie? Have we got the dress for you! Our famed Howard dress–renowned for its dreamy babydoll silhouette and hint of sheerness at the bust–is now available in our best-selling Marie the Baguettes print. Slip Howard on with a chunky heel, tuck a baguette under your arm, and practice accepting compliments in French.
- Oversized sheer tent dress with pintuck bodice detail and short sleeves
- Button neckline closure
- Ruffle waist detail
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Skirt lined
- Original navy ground 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette border at skirt hem
- Size down for a shorter hem length
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
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We’re always saying: dazzle ‘em with salad! On our newest Rebecca dress, a sumptuous, slightly psychedelic bounty of bitter radicchio and bright citrus tumble across decadent cotton-silk voile. In addition to approximately 30 daily servings of fruits and vegetables, you’ll find an ankle-skimming hemline, delicate straps, an open back, and a removable oversized bow (that also looks great affixed to your purse or your ponytail, by the by). Wear alone to entrance your local nutritionist, or don under the matching James button-up and truly become a feast for the senses.
- Flowy sleeveless voile midi dress with gathered skirt
- X-back adjustable spaghetti straps
- Open back with removable oversized bow at waist
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Radicchio & Citrus' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 229.00 $ 328.00
Beach umbrellas, Zebra gum, Hamburglars: all the chicest entities know stripes are in! The Harper dress humbly offers stripes three ways: swathes of kelly green cotton sateen are strategically placed both vertically and horizontally, and sea-blue contrast piping compliments the structured bodice and full skirt’s hemline. Throw on some flats and a pair of statement earrings and prepare to dazzle at your next brunch, breakup post-mortem, or PTA meeting.
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast dark blue & white stripe piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original green & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 258.00
Fringed, fabulous, freedom for your thighs: Nancy’s got it all! Inspired by that darling of the dunes–the pastel-flaunting, long-shadow-casting, slightly bawdy beach umbrella–this mini dress is equally unafraid to draw attention: the very wearable color-blocked shift silhouette takes on main character energy with a scalloped hemline and swishy fringe trim. For the full effect, pair with a slender heel and a handful of sand in your ass crack.
- Pink & white umbrella striped mini shift dress
- Square neckline at front
- White piping between seams
- White twisted fringe along scalloped hem
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
All too often, the claim that something goes with everything is just a nice way of saying it gives nothing. Reese is a highly coveted exception: a statement-making neutral. This easy-to-style colorblocked dress is elevated by playful oversized polka dots, while an ankle-skimming silhouette and architectural curved waistline keep things more modern than Minnie Mouse. Pair with platforms and patterned socks for off-beat elegance, or wear with your most-worn Docs to project polished insouciance at your next garden party, bris, or parole office meeting.
- Sleeveless long maxi dress in combo polka dot fabrics
- Crew neck and racer-back bodice
- Curved waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 100% Cotton Sateen
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XL
$ 285.00
It’s hard to believe that there was a time one’s phone didn’t evoke feelings of anxiety, obligation, and doom. The tactile pleasure of a telephone cord idly wrapped around one’s finger is a bygone delight, but our newest Maddy strives to spark the joy of a good old-fashioned gossip session. This black cotton mini dress features a wraparound pink phone intarsia in a sleeveless silhouette that shines layered or on its own. Throw on over a button-up for a fun office vibe! Pair with a bitchy black heel and order the business woman's special! Go to the bar and drop your head to your chest and pretend to talk into it! Destiny is calling you.
- Black sleveless fitted knit mini dress
- Contrast pink telephone and wrapped phone cord jacquard
- Rib trim around neck and armholes
- 100% Cotton
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X
- Melany is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 295.00 $ 328.00
Got a wedding at 4 and a haunted manor showing at 7? We’ve got your back! At first glance, our Artie dress has all the storybook romance you know and love: a maiden-esque deep square neckline, sheer mesh sleeves, dramatic floor-sweeping hemline and all-over winter floral pattern. Closer inspection, however, reveals something far more interesting: lungs, hearts, and some shockingly elegant entrails are dispersed amongst the usual roses and peonies. The effect is modern, macabre, and sure to impress and/or insult all the right people.
- Long sleeve body-skimming floor-length dress in printed mesh
- Square neckline
- Front and back princess seams
- 92% Poly, 8% Spandex
- Stretch body lining
- Original 'Organ Garden' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X
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