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MARTINI MOCKNECK SWEATER XS-3X
$ 328.00
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If you’re hoping to embody a sensuous Frasier vibe this holiday season, look no further than our martini sweater! The obsidian knit and a mockneck silhouette lend an air of ‘90s intellectual chic to any look, while the martini intarsia screams “I’m the life of the party, and I don’t need an uncomfortable outfit to prove it.” There is something so incredibly powerful about showing up to a cocktail fête in a subtly striking sweater–plus, the mega-soft cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for wearing whilst passed out, taking you from liquid lunch to copy room nap with ease.
- Black mockneck sweater with martini intarsia motif at chest
- Metallic toothpick embroidery
- Rib knit cuffs
- Rolled edge at turtleneck and hem
- 95% Cotton 5% Cashmere
- Boxy, relaxed fit with dropped shoulder
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X -
SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 42 44 46 48 50 52 54 1/2 57 59 1/2 BODY LENGTH (in.) 22 1/8 22 1/2 22 7/8 23 1/4 23 5/8 24 24 3/8 24 3/4 25 1/8 A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
ARTIE DRESS XS-3X
$ 328.00
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Finally, black tie in bow ties! With its body-skimming maxi silhouette, romantic square neckline and darted detailing, the Artie dress is a study in easy evening wear–elegant enough to don at a formal event, comfortable enough to load up on canapés whilst there, and covered in our best-selling farfalle print. Delicate bow tie pastas float across buttery black mesh, making Artie perfect for your next Strega Nona erotic roleplay session. Now that’s amore!
- Long sleeve body-skimming floor-length black dress in printed mesh
- Square neckline
- Front and back princess seams
- 92% Poly, 8% Spandex
- Stretch body lining
- Fully lined excluding sleeves
- Original 'Pasta' artwork by Charlotte Minnett
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X -
A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 30 1/4 32 1/4 34 1/4 36 1/4 35 3/4 32 1/2 40 3/4 44 3/4 48 3/4 WAIST (in.) 28 30 32 34 31 1/2 32 1/2 36 1/2 40 1/2 44 1/2 BODY LENGTH (in.) 57 1/4 58 1/4 59 1/4 60 1/4 58 1/4 60 3/8 60 1/4 61 1/4 62 1/4
HOT SAUCE SWEATER XS-3X
$ 328.00
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You already carry it in your purse–why not wear it over your heart? Tell everyone you’ve got a taste for danger in our hot sauce sweater! Our homage to your favorite everything-enhancer is lovingly rendered in a cozy alpaca blend knit with a high neck and rib trim, ensuring you’ll be both comfortably and fashionably attired at your next Hot Ones interview. (Those studios get drafty!) We can’t explain why, but this sweater also seems like a good way to pick up firemen, if that’s your thing–just throw on over a Mike pant and prepare a few “five alarm” entendres.
- Fitted raglan sleeve high neck pullover emeralds green sweater
- Hot sauce intarsia motif at chest
- Alpaca blend
- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X -
SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 31 33 35 37 43 45 47 49 51 BODY LENGTH (in.) 20 21 22 23 24 3/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
SUSIE PJ SET XS-3X
$ 228.00
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Trick your body into waking up refreshed by covering your PJs in coffee cups! Note: this statement has not been approved by the American Medical Association, which remains no fun at all. Our fan-favorite Susie PJ sports a short-sleeved silhouette in breathable 100% cotton seersucker–making it perfect for both hot and cool sleepers–plus drawstring pants that are secure enough for a walk to the bodega yet easy to wrangle off in the middle of the night. (Restless sleepers, rejoice!) Subtle charcoal pinstripes are dotted with NYC’s iconic bodega coffee cups in various states of being sipped or spilled, for a truly authentic experience.
- Classic camp collar shirt with contrast piping in a boxy, relaxed fit
- Shirt has front chest pocket and back yoke with kick pleat and dropped shoulder
- Track pant with contrast piping tuxedo stripe and elastic waist with drawcord finish
- 100% Cotton seersucker
- Shirt & pant come as a set in the same size
- Original 'Coffee Cup' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Fits true to size
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X -
SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 39 1/2 41 1/2 43 1/2 45 1/2 46 1/2 48 1/2 52 1/2 56 1/2 60 1/2 BODY LENGTH (TOP) (in.) 23 1/2 24 1/2 25 1/2 26 1/2 25 11/16 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8 28 1/2 WAIST (in.) 28 30 32 34 35 37 41 45 49 INSEAM (in.) 30 30 30 30 28 3/4 28 3/4 28 3/4 28 3/4 28 3/4 A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
LILLIAN TURTLENECK XS-3X
$ 178.00
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Oysters have long been lauded as a sexy food; while others might rest on those laurels, we love a challenge–and so we took it upon ourselves to make the oyster even sexier. Enter our most beguiling Lillian yet: a silky sheer mesh top adorned with our signature seafood tower, overflowing with oysters, lobster, prawns and more. Lillian’s gossamer textile is balanced with a long-sleeved turtleneck silhouette, creating just enough plausible deniability that you can show off your boobs at any up-to-snuff holiday party. (For the more modest among us, it also looks phenomenal over a tank or bra.)
- Long sleeve black mesh turtleneck
- Contrast red lettuce edge detail at sleeve opening
- 92% poly, 8% spandex
- Original 'Seafood Tower' graphic by artist Hazel Lee Santino
- Fits true to size
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size XXL -
SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 27 1/2 29 1/2 31 1/2 33 1/2 35 39 43 47 51 BODY LENGTH (in.) 25 3/4 26 1/4 26 3/4 27 1/4 26 3/4 27 3/8 28 28 5/8 21 3/4 A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
GWEN DRESS 0-26
$ 298.00
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Understated glamour is nice. Glamour so unrestrained it borders on camp? Divine! This elusive combination of class and spectacle is perfectly encapsulated in the effervescent danger of a champagne tower, and so we perfectly encapsulated the champagne tower on our newest Gwen. Bubbly opalescent beads float across a festive still life of stacked coups, coming to rest on the adjustable straps, while a pleated bust, A-line silhouette, and subtly shiny ballet pink taffeta balance the sweet with chic. Pair with a metallic platform and a tiny clutch, then head to your frenemy’s NYE party and divert attention from her all night long!
- A-line mini shift dress with adjustable beaded spaghetti straps- Very fitted at the bust and straight through the hips- Pleat detail at waist- Invisible side zip closure- 100% Polyester Taffeta- Fully lined- 'Champagne Tower' artwork placed at front body with beaded details- Original print artwork by Hazel Lee Santino- Runs small, size up if between sizes- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size 4- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 14 -
SIZE 0 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 15 16 18 20 22 24 26 WAIST (in.) 28 1/2 29 1/2 30 1/2 31 1/2 32 1/2 33 1/2 35 38 39 41 43 45 47 49 51 CHEST (in.) 33 1/2 34 1/2 35 1/2 36 1/2 37 1/2 38 1/2 40 45 1/4 46 47 1/2 49 50 1/2 52 53 1/2 55 HIP (in.) 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 1/2 42 3/4 43 3/4 45 3/4 47 3/4 49 3/4 51 3/4 53 3/4 55 3/4 BODY LENGTH (in.) 26 1/2 26 7/8 27 1/4 27 5/8 28 28 3/8 28 3/4 28 3/8 29 29 5/8 30 1/4 30 7/8 31 1/2 32 1/8 32 3/4 A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our 0-12 and 14-26 patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
CHRISTINA DRESS 0-26
$ 298.00
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Main character energy? Tired. Spoiled child energy? Wired! Let everyone know that your father won’t be too happy to hear about this, and look great doing it, in Christina. Unabashedly bratty cherries and bows bedeck this full-skirted babydoll mini-dress, topped off with a tactile rhinestone-studded ribbon bow accent. All that girlish imp energy is balanced by the dress’ eminently comfortable, decidedly sensible midnight blue cotton sateen, making this a scene-stealing yet wearable look. Pair with a kitten heel for an easy party outfit, or with a ballet flat for your next meltdown in the American Girl store.
- Navy mini dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Very fitted at the bust with full pleated skirt
- Pleat detail at waist
- Ribbon bow with gem appliqued at center waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original 'Cherries and Bows' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size 4
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 14 -
SIZE 0 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 15 16 18 20 22 24 26 WAIST (in.) 28 3/4 29 3/4 30 3/4 31 3/4 32 3/4 33 3/4 35 1/4 37 39 41 43 45 47 49 51 CHEST (in.) 33 7/8 34 7/8 35 7/8 36 7/8 37 7/8 38 7/8 40 5/8 42 44 46 48 50 52 54 56 BODY LENGTH (in.) 25 3/4 26 1/8 26 1/2 26 7/8 27 1/4 27 5/8 28 30 5/8 31 31 3/8 31 3/4 32 1/8 32 1/2 32 7/8 33 1/4
RICHARD MINI SKIRT
$ 228.00
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What are holidays, if not an excuse to be as shiny as possible? Show up the nearest disco ball in Richard, a gleaming sugarplum pink mini crafted of structured-but-comfy vegan leather. Richard’s metallic sheen brings shine to any outfit or situation, taking you from office party to office afterparty to drunkenly propositioning your local bodega sandwich artist with ease. Pair with the Lillian top for a sophisticated mix of colors and textures, or with the martini sweater for a shockingly low-lift party fit.
- Metallic pink A-line mini skirt
- Invisible side zip closure
- 100% PU
- Fully lined
- Fits true to size
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size 4
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size 4 -
SIZE 0 2 4 6 8 10 12 WAIST (in.) 25 1/2 26 1/2 27 1/2 28 1/2 29 1/2 30 1/2 32 HIP (in.) 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 1/2 LENGTH (in.) 30 30 1/2 31 31 1/2 32 32 1/2 33
LILLY DRESS XS-3X
$ 278.00
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From gabagool to gabadrool, amiright? Lilly’s svelte mini silhouette gets the ol’ waste management upgrade with a symphony of Sopranos: wading in the pool, commiserating at Satriale's, attending therapy, and so much more. (Stars–they’re just like us.) With its marinara-red print all-over print and sheer mesh detailing at the arms and turtleneck collar, Lilly is sure to dazzle at events including–but not limited to–cocktail hour, spaghetti dinner, and disappearing Long Legs Louie for running his rat mouth one too many times.
- Fitted long-sleeved turtleneck mini dress in printed mesh
- Stretch body lining
- 92% Polyester 8% Spandex
- Original 'Tony's Toile' artwork by artist Hazel Lee Santino
- Fits true to size
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X -
SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 28 1/2 30 1/2 32 1/2 34 1/2 33 1/4 35 1/4 39 1/4 43 1/4 40 BODY LENGTH (in.) 33 1/4 34 1/4 35 1/4 36 1/4 36 1/2 37 3/8 38 1/4 39 1/8 40 WAIST (in.) 27 1/2 29 1/2 31 1/2 33 1/2 31 1/4 33 1/4 37 1/4 41 1/4 45 1/4 HIP (in.) 31 33 35 37 37 1/4 39 1/4 43 1/4 47 1/4 51 1/4 A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
LAURA DRESS
$ 285.00
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This dress has “favorite child energy.” We won’t be elaborating on that, but we will extoll the virtues of this puff sleeve babydoll dress: full sleeves gathered into dainty cuffs, waist and neck ties for the perfect fit, pintuck pleats and ruffles. Ruffles, we say! Best of all, perhaps, is the all-over signature caviar print. Even more glamorous than real caviar, and far less likely to go rancid on your body.
- Long puff sleeve babydoll dress with waist tie
- Ruffle sleeve cap
- Full sleeve gathered into thin cuff
- Tier skirt
- Pintuck pleats at front
- Tie at V neck split
- On-seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton
- Original 'Caviar' print by artist Charlotte Minnett
- Melany is 5'10" wearing a size S
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SIZE XS S M L XL XXL CHEST (in.) 42 44 46 48 50 52 BODY LENGTH (in.) 34 1/2 35 35 1/2 36 36 1/2 37
CLEM JUMPSUIT 0-26
$ 295.00
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Your Corduroy the Bear erotic roleplay just got steamier! This corduroy jumpsuit features a pinafore top, tie waist, and fully functional lace-trimmed heart pockets to store your trinkets in style. These cheeky details are balanced by a body-skimming fit and a deep emerald colorway to take you from launderette to cocktail fête. Let Clem shine on its own, or layer over a Lillian top for a little extra pizazz.
- Green corduroy pinafore jumpsuit with waist tie
- Slightly cropped wide leg
- Button front closure
- X-back adjustable button straps
- White lace trim around front heart-shaped patch pockets
- 100% Cotton
- Lined bodice
- Body-hugging fit. If between sizes, we recommend sizing up
- Melany is 5'10" wearing a size S -
SIZE 0 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 15 16 18 20 22 24 26 WAIST (in.) 26 3/4 27 3/4 28 3/4 29 3/4 30 3/4 31 3/4 33 1/4 38 40 42 44 46 48 50 52 CHEST (in.) 32 1/4 33 1/4 34 1/4 35 1/4 36 1/4 37 1/4 38 3/4 42 3/4 44 3/4 46 3/4 48 3/4 50 3/4 52 3/4 54 3/4 56 3/4 RISE (in.) 10 3/4 11 1/8 11 1/2 11 7/8 12 1/4 12 5/8 13 12 1/2 12 7/8 13 1/4 13 5/8 14 14 3/8 14 3/4 15 1/8 INSEAM (in.) 28 1/2 28 1/2 28 1/2 28 1/2 28 1/2 28 1/2 28 1/2 26 5/8 26 5/8 26 5/8 26 5/8 26 5/8 26 5/8 26 5/8 26 5/8
RANDY'S REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM SWEATER
$ 275.00
Back by popular demand and in our fall favorite color, Emerald! Named after one of our favorite gynecologists, the Randy's Repro Knit boasts your favorite (public facing) uterus in a...
PARKER PUFFER XS-3X
$ 425.00
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Love the idea of rich people outerwear, but hate furs? Us too! Enter the Parker puffer in caviar: a fluffy-soft, uber opulent blue and black puffer jacket bedecked with gilded caviar tins. Be the most elegant person in the Duane Reade family planning aisle; wear to a family reunion and convince younger generations to dote on you for a spot in your will; pair with the matching Laura dress and make it a real caviar affair.
- Quilted puffer jacket with poly down fill
- Zip front closure with grosgrain ribbon zipper pull
- Front welt pockets
- 100% Nylon
- Original 'Caviar' print by artist Charlotte Minnett
- Slightly oversized fit
- Melany is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X
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SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 47 49 51 53 50 1/2 52 1/2 56 1/2 60 1/2 64 1/2 BODY LENGTH (in.) 24 1/2 25 1/2 26 1/2 27 1/2 25 25 3/4 26 1/2 27 1/4 28 A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. This style runs slightly oversized, we recommend the size closest to your norm. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
MATILDA TURTLENECK SWEATER
$ 350.00
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Unable to discuss your reading list without coming off insufferable? Let Matilda do the talking for you! Named after our favorite psychic bookworm, Matilda sports becoming embroidered bookmarks–with tassels!--on a slouchy cropped turtleneck silhouette. Our super soft Alpaca blend knit is perfect for curling up with a classic; if you must leave the house, we recommend pairing with our Richard mini for a sexy librarian look. Whether you’re settling into a good read or drinking wine under the pretense of book club, you’ll feel both comfy and stylish. - Long sleeve cropped turtleneck sweater with tassels and bookmark motifs
- "I'll save your place" bookmark embroidery on front- Bell sleeves with oversized foldover rib cuffs- Alpaca blend- Boxy, relaxed fit- Melany is 5'10" wearing a size S -
SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 41 43 45 47 49 51 53 1/2 56 58 1/2 BODY LENGTH (in.) 21 1/4 22 1/4 23 1/4 24 1/4 25 3/8 26 26 5/8 27 1/4 27 7/8
PARKER PUFFER XS-3X
$ 425.00
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We know you’re the belle of New Jersey, but now you can tell the world! Our best-selling Tony’s Toile gets a cozy makeover in the Parker silhouette, a hip-skimming, slightly boxy quilted toile jacket designed to envelop you in the warmth of a chef’s kiss. Slip Parker over the complimentary Sal jumpsuit and win best-dressed at your therapist’s office.
- Quilted puffer jacket with poly down fill- Zip front closure with grosgrain ribbon zipper pull- Front welt pockets- 100% Nylon- Original 'Tony's Toile' print by artist Hazel Lee Santino- Slightly oversized fit- Melany is 5'10" wearing a size S- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X -
SIZE XS S M L XL XXL 1X 2X 3X CHEST (in.) 47 49 51 53 50 1/2 52 1/2 56 1/2 60 1/2 64 1/2 BODY LENGTH (in.) 24 1/2 25 1/2 26 1/2 27 1/2 25 25 3/4 26 1/2 27 1/4 28 A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. This style runs slightly oversized, we recommend the size closest to your norm. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
SAL JUMPSUIT 0-26
$ 295.00
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Marinara enthusiasts rejoice! Our best-selling, oft-sold-out jumpsuit is back and redder than ever! This short-sleeve waist-tie jumpsuit features intricate vignettes with all the Tony you could ask for. Ducks! Therapy! Gabagool! The body-hugging fit makes Sal a perfect piece for your sexiest red booth Italian joint, while the stretchy cotton-blend construction is comfy enough to dance the gayest of tarantellas.
-Fitted stretch denim short sleeve jumpsuit with waist tie-Front zip-Cropped leg-Body-hugging fit-99% Cotton, 1% Lycra-Original Tony's Toile print by artist Hazel Lee Santino-This style runs small due to the wash of the fabric. We recommend sizing one full size up.-Melany is 5'10" wearing a size 4-Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 16
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SIZE 0 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 15 16 18 20 22 24 26 WAIST (in.) 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 1/2 36 3/4 38 3/4 40 3/4 42 3/4 44 3/4 46 3/4 48 3/4 50 3/4 CHEST (in.) 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 1/2 43 3/4 45 3/4 47 3/4 49 3/4 51 3/4 53 3/4 55 3/4 57 3/4 RISE (in.) 11 5/8 12 12 3/8 12 3/4 13 1/8 13 1/2 14 14 5/8 15 15 3/8 15 3/4 16 1/8 16 1/2 16 7/8 17 1/4 INSEAM (in.) 29 1/2 29 1/2 29 1/2 29 1/2 29 1/2 29 1/2 29 1/2 27 1/8 27 1/8 27 1/8 27 1/8 27 1/8 27 1/8 27 1/8 27 1/8