$ 198.00
It’s been our mission since day one to cover your entire body in pasta; with our newest Mike, we’re one small step closer to that goal. An easy, eminently flattering...
$ 198.00
Finally, a conversation piece for your sleep paralysis demon! Entertain lovers, roommates, and shadowy entities alike in Ari. This breezy set features a slightly boxy camp shirt and dolphin hem...
$ 228.00
Bring a certain playboy insouciance to your next Netflix binge, with Roman! A symphony of fresh vegetables from our best-selling Family Heirlooms print are back in a decadent cotton-silk voile,...
$ 68.00
“Kiss the cook” is fine, but we wanted to create an apron that inspired diners to get to third base. Enter the pasta apron, a printed denim pièce de résistance...
$ 198.00
Our newest Lydia is an upscale homage to those trick peanut cans where you’re hit in the face with snakes: we kept the reptiles and ditched the betrayal! This take-anywhere...
$ 198.00
Lydia’s got all the glamor and none of the fish smell! Our signature caviar print is rendered in blue, black, and gold quilted poplin cotton to bring a bit of...
$ 328.00
Cake, yet cookie. Jammy, yet chocolatey. Sophisticated, yet brighter than a bottle of Heinz E-Z Squirt. The rainbow cookie asks us to forgo binaries and appreciate a full spectrum of...
$ 328.00
Like a saucy diner waitress, we revel in spewing profanity and bringing you another cup of joe. That's right: the coffee cup sweater is back–in pink! All the “Ay! I’m...
$ 348.00
Finally: a wearable ode to the bon vivant’s Four Loko! This 100% fully fashioned knit lovingly renders the espresso martini in all its hypercaffeinated glory: the soft, slightly oversized intarsia...
$ 328.00
If you’re hoping to embody a sensuous Frasier vibe this holiday season, look no further than our martini sweater! The obsidian knit and a mockneck silhouette lend an air of ‘90s intellectual chic to any look, while the martini intarsia screams “I’m the life of the party, and I don’t need an uncomfortable outfit to prove it.” There is something so incredibly powerful about showing up to a cocktail fête in a subtly striking sweater–plus, the mega-soft cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for wearing whilst passed out, taking you from liquid lunch to copy room nap with ease.
- Black mockneck sweater with martini intarsia motif at chest
SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 1X | 2X | 3X |
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CHEST (in.) | 42 | 44 | 46 | 48 | 50 | 52 | 54 1/2 | 57 | 59 1/2 |
BODY LENGTH (in.) | 22 1/8 | 22 1/2 | 22 7/8 | 23 1/4 | 23 5/8 | 24 | 24 3/8 | 24 3/4 | 25 1/8 | A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
$ 348.00
Brussels Griffons: bearded, goblinesque, perfect. Humanity has its atrocities, but this breed ain’t one of ‘em. Honor these purse gargoyles in our newest pullover, which sports a nearly lifesize Griffon...
$ 298.00
Our newest Gwen bravely endeavors to satisfy your craving for bowties two ways! A Sunday supper’s worth of farfalle floats across inky printed taffeta–which, let’s be real, is the fun...
$ 188.00
With its all-over farfalle and sheer mesh construction, Lillian promises dinner and a show! A modest long-sleeve turtleneck silhouette is balanced by a silky semi-opaque textile and a body-skimming fit,...
$ 285.00
It’s hard to believe that there was a time one’s phone didn’t evoke feelings of anxiety, obligation, and doom. The tactile pleasure of a telephone cord idly wrapped around one’s...
$ 178.00
Oysters have long been lauded as a sexy food; while others might rest on those laurels, we love a challenge–and so we took it upon ourselves to make the oyster even sexier. Enter our most beguiling Lillian yet: a silky sheer mesh top adorned with our signature seafood tower, overflowing with oysters, lobster, prawns and more. Lillian’s gossamer textile is balanced with a long-sleeved turtleneck silhouette, creating just enough plausible deniability that you can show off your boobs at any up-to-snuff holiday party. (For the more modest among us, it also looks phenomenal over a tank or bra.)
- Long sleeve black mesh turtleneckSIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 1X | 2X | 3X |
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CHEST (in.) | 27 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 31 1/2 | 33 1/2 | 35 | 39 | 43 | 47 | 51 |
BODY LENGTH (in.) | 25 3/4 | 26 1/4 | 26 3/4 | 27 1/4 | 26 3/4 | 27 3/8 | 28 | 28 5/8 | 21 3/4 |
$ 328.00
Got a wedding at 4 and a haunted manor showing at 7? We’ve got your back! At first glance, our Artie dress has all the storybook romance you know and...
$ 348.00
For too long, sequined mesh has been sidelined to the summer months. We say: no more! Our Louis dress offers a surprisingly grown-up take on your raver cousin’s favorite fabric....
$ 398.00
Flynn really is everything: fancy enough for the finest parties, comfortable enough for those who would rather be at home, get-naked-when-you-pee enough for the exhibitionist with taste. Rich emerald velvet...
$ 238.00
We can thank Scotland for haggis, Shrek’s accent, and one hell of a plaid. Our newest Margaret skirt honors Caledonia’s cutest print with a classic crimson tartan on a super...