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JEWEL JUMPSUIT XS- 3X

$ 295.00

The Jewel Jumpsuit is back.... in Hot Pink! This year more than ever you deserve to drape yourself in stretchy, luxurious velour for fuck's sake. And since you'll most likely...

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JEWEL JUMPSUIT XS-3X

$ 295.00

2020 has been a humdinger, you deserve to drape yourself in stretchy, luxurious velour for fuck's sake. And since you'll most likely be ringing in the new year from the...

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LILLIAN TURTLENECK

$ 170.00

Our bestselling, cheeky as hell Manhunt print is back and it's greener than ever (it's green). Since there's a decent chance you'll be spending the holidays alone (us too), you'll...

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OLIVIA DRESS XS-3X

$ 260.00

Our bestselling Manhunt print has reincarnated in the form of your new favorite dress. It hugs you in all the right places and is comfy to boot. Details: - All-over...

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HYSTERICAL FEMALE VOTER TEE

$ 45.00

Calling all Hysterical Voters! The Hysterical Female Voter tee has arrived just in time for Election Day. Wear this tee proudly as you vote in the general election on or...

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HYSTERICAL FEMALE VOTER SWEATSHIRT

$ 85.00

Calling all Hysterical Voters! The Hysterical Female Voter Sweatshirt has arrived just in time for Election Day. Wear this tee proudly as you vote in the general election on or...

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THOM JEAN

$ 195.00

Who's got the time to peruse tabloids over coffee anymore?! Now, you can read on the go with the Thom Jean.  *Only 2 left in stock!  Details: -  Straight leg fitted...

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SCHMEAR SWEATER

$ 295.00

Sorry, it's not scooped out.  Details: - Fitted raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater in grey- Intarsia bagel at front chest in textured yarns- Alpaca blend- Fits true to size- Model is 5'8"...

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SAL JUMPSUIT 0-26

$ 250.00

Sal is back and better than ever in a perfect autumnal burnt orange Details:  - Fitted stretch denim short sleeve jumpsuit with waist tie- Front zip. Cropped leg- Body-hugging fit- Fits...

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PARKER PUFFER

$ 395.00

You really shouldn't have to choose between staying warm and looking great. With the Parker Puffer, you can be BOTH. Details: - Quilted color block puffer jacket with poly down fill- Zip...

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ANTONIA TOP

$ 175.00

We know, we know, you promised yourself you wouldn't buy yet another crop top covered in Farfalle, *but* we think you should go for Antonia anyway. Details: - Fitted crop top...

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VINITA PLEATED SKIRT

$ 285.00

As great as the Antonia top looks with a full bush and kitten heel, it looks even better with the Vinita Skirt in matching farfalle print. Details: - Box pleated...

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STAN SWEATER

$ 295.00

The only kind of meta we are interested in is an Italian Greyhound in a sweater on a sweater. Details: - Fitted raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater in green- Intarsia...

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ZIGGY JUMPSUIT XS-3X

$ 295.00

For those of you building your day of the week Ziggy collection, add this one to the stable. For the rest of you, here's the comfiest gd jumpsuit you'll wear...

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MATTHEW JUMPSUIT XS-3X

$ 265.00

Around the office, we like to call the Matthew Jumpsuit 'Old Faithful'. This guy is that dependable pal who will always make you feel like your best self. It's cozy,...

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MEASUREMENTS IN INCHES

SIZE BUST WAIST HIP
XS 31.5 - 33.5 23 - 25 35 - 36
S 33.5- 35 .5 25 - 27 36 - 38
M 35.5- 37.5 27 - 29 38 - 40
L 37.5 - 40 29 - 31.5 40-42.5
XL 40 - 41 31.5 - 33.5 42.5 - 44
XXL 41 - 43 33.5 - 35.5 44 - 46
1X 43 - 47 35.5 - 39.5 46 - 50
2X 47 - 51 39.5 - 43.5 50 - 54
3X 51 - 55 43.5 - 46.5 54 - 58

MEASUREMENTS IN INCHES

SIZE BUST WAIST  HIP
0 33.5 25 36
2 34.5 26 37
4 36.5 27 38
6 36.5 28 39
8 37.5 29 40
10 38.5 30 41
12 40 31.5 42.5
14 41 33.5 44
15 43 35.5 46
16 45 37.5 48
18 47 39.5 50
20 49 41.5 52
22 51 43.5 54
24 53 45.5 56
26 55 47.5 58