$ 328.00
The unsung hero of so many meals, we’ve decided to honor aromatics the only way we know how: by displaying them on your tits and ass. Harper’s structured bodice and flowing midi skirt are complimented by a green grocer’s worth of alluring alliums, including but not limited to garlic, shallots, and scallions. BYO breath mints!
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast blue piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original 'Alliums' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 278.00
Minnie shares a name and a penchant for polka dots with a certain stylish rodent, but that’s where the similarities end: a curve-hugging fit, high hemline, and comely keyhole cutout at the bust make this dress decidedly PG-13. Pair Minnie with a svelte heel for an instantly cool going-out look, or wear with docs as a subtle nod to that episode of Daria where Jane dabbles in rockabilly.
- Fitted mini dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Sweatheart neckline with 'peek-a-bow' knot and keyhole at bust
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Colorblock black & white polka dots
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 268.00
Quaint and deceptively complex in its geometric starkness, there’s just something a bit femme fatale about the polka dot. The Sloane dress takes this siren-esque print even further with flattering flowy color-blocking, bold wide straps, and a square neckline that says “My wealthy husband suffered a tragic fall.” For maximum effect, pair with a pointy shoe, a plume of smoke, and a rakish P.I.
- Polka dot sleeveless tea-length dress with A-line skirt
- Fitted bodice with square neckline
- Colorblocked black inset panels at front and back
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size 4
$ 228.00
With its A-line silhouette and flirty illusion skirt front, we thought Sid couldn’t get any more fun. Well, we thought wrong: this best-selling skort is now available covered in cocktails! Tropical drinks and their monikers bedeck a breezy cotton-linen blend, taking you from beach volleyball to wet t-shirt contest with ease.
- Natural taupe linen mid-rise skort
- Waistband with button tab and invisible side zip closure
- Back welt pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Wrap panel lined
- Original natural linen ground 'Beer Me' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size 2
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size 2
$ 198.00
Our newest James shirt is practical not only for its perfect-width camp collar and handy front pocket, but because it does the talking for you: kitschy cocktails and gregarious chit-chat abound on this top, making it an easy conversation starter for those of us who need a few rounds to loosen up.
- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Original natural linen ground 'Beer Me' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 328.00
It’s a real shame only babies get dressed up like little sailors. We’re here to change that with Harper, a subtle nod to the nautical just begging to accompany you to the JC Penny photo studio. On this flowy midi dress, beachy blue strips are upgraded with contrast piping at the hem, bust, and straps. Pair with a jaunty sailor cap and prepare to get your cheeks pinched!
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast dark blue & white striped piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original turquoise & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 328.00
We’ll say it: family barbecues lack sex appeal. Thanks to Harper, that’s about to change! A charming tablecloth print and tea-length hemline keep things family-friendly, while a structured bustier-inspired bodice reminds ‘em you’re only related by marriage. Dress Harper down with worn-in tennies and a straw clutch, or elevate with a delicate sandal for a posh picnic vibe.
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast white piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original red & white 'Tablecloth' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 228.00
Is nothing more effortlessly cool than a skort? Our cupcake skort offers femininity with a knowing wink (and by that we mean, you can spread all you want on the subway). Beyond the modesty panel, as we like to call it, the cupcake skort is a study in refined comfort: the 100% cotton red knit scalloped skort is thick and just a bit stretchy, while the elastic rib waistband enables twisting, gyrating, and bicycle crunches. An asymmetrical hemline and delicate scalloped trim elevate the look, taking you from boardroom to ballroom to bar brawl. Pair with the matching Cupcake cardigan and evoke the energy of Strawberry Shortcake’s girlboss cousin.
- Red fitted knit skort with contrast white trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
Cakey makeup? Bad. Cakey brownies? Depends on personal preference, but fudgey is a safer bet. Cakey cardigans? Ding ding ding! Our cupcake cardi is the most upscale homage to snacks around: this 100% cotton red collared cardigan sports a cropped fit and flattering rib trim at the sleeves and hem, while dainty scallop detailing and pearl buttons bring a sort of “loopy rich aunt” vibe. It’s the ultimate not-basic basic: add a little flair to a t-shirt and jeans, layer over a mini for a dose of chic comfort, or be the best dressed jet-setter in the matching Cupcake pant.
- Red fitted cropped cardigan with contrast white trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X
- Geraldine is wearing a size S
A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.
$ 278.00
Kelsey is the best of all worlds: an ethereal skirt affixed to a spandex onesie, so you can finally confirm the beach goddess allegations without worrying your sarong will blow away. An all-over shell print, ballet-inspired V-neck, and cotton-silk voile skirt make Kelsey an ideal daytime or date night choice, while built-in shorts promise to protect your nether regions from sand.
- Fitted unitard with mid-thigh leg and removable flowy wrap skirt
- Front V-neck and low back scoop neck
- Adjustable spaghetti straps
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Original 'Seashells' artwork by Wanda Rassam
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 168.00
Finding a shell on the beach is a small delight, but it’s often served with a chaser of disappointment: that perfect scallop is actually a broken fragment; that sand dollar is technically still alive, and now you’re a murderer. Enter Nikki, a short that humbly offers all the wonder of a beachy discovery with none of the moral complexity. An uber-flattering high-cut leg, artfully frayed hem, and all-over shell print make Nikki perfect for beach bonfires, warm-weather dinner parties, and waiting for the return of your husband at sea.
- Mid-rise jean short with frayed hem
- Zipper fly
- Traditional 5 pockets
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Seashells' artwork by Wanda Rassam
- Relaxed fit
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size 15
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 388.00
Dappled with dazzling centaurs, our latest Mia is one of our most romantic styles to date–and that’s coming from the people who brought you an entire toile devoted to smut. Regal ‘n’ randy cryptids prance across a filmy cotton-voile maxi dress, complete with fluttery sleeves that deliquesce into a cape across the open back.
- Body-skimming midi slip dress with flutter at shoulder and back
- Deep V-neckline at front and back
- Scalloped flutter ivory merrow edge
- Invisible side zip closure
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original mint green 'Centaur Toile' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 328.00
Releasing birds at a wedding: impractical and inhumane. Wearing birds to a wedding: stunning, unexpected, much preferred by birds. Our most colorful cocktail dress yet, Reese’s tony high-neck silhouette is brightened by a clutch of kissing cockatoos. A jersey-sateen blend offers a luxe feel and just a whisper of stretch, while an architectural gathered waist and ankle-length hem balance structure with romance.
- Sleeveless long maxi dress in combo pink & orange printed fabrics
- Crew neck and racer-back bodice
- Curved waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 100% Cotton Sateen
- Original 'Cockatoos' artwork by Brittani Arkin
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
Like a hotter version of 1920s beachwear, Sylvie leaves just enough to the imagination: a scoop neck, tank sleeves, and scalloped hemline show off your best bits, while a soft A-line cut hides your belly button from Satan. Pair with a stacked sandal for a comfy going-out look, or with flats and a straw hat for a chic twist on the beach cover-up.
- Pink knit terry mini shift dress with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at hem
- Scoop neck
- Faux front hip pocket flaps with pearl button
- 100% Cotton
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
Love the freedom and power of a muumuu, but not ready to go full retirement community just yet? Sylvie’s the dress for you! With an easy A-line silhouette and plush terry construction, this mod mini is comfortable as the finest caftan. At the same time, a scalloped hem, pearly buttons, and icing-esque loopy trim ensure you’ll look about ten times more polished than you feel.
- Lime knit terry mini shift dress with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at hem
- Scoop neck
- Faux front hip pocket flaps with pearl button
- 100% Cotton
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 268.00
Big Beanstalk strikes again: the magical fruit’s agenda to fill your wardrobe with beans is one step closer to completion with Lola, a wear-anywhere A-line mini dotted with our best-selling Especially the Beans print. Lola’s thigh-grazing hemline is balanced by a high neckline, and functional pockets fit up to 200 unsoaked garbanzos.
- Mini shift dress with button keyhole at back neck
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Especially the Beans' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 228.00
In honor of tricksy bears, tenacious ants, and booze poured into Stanley cups, we’ve lent our fan-favorite tablecloth print to a summery fitted shell sweater. Perfectly thick cotton covers what it needs to without smothering, while a cropped sleeveless silhouette keeps things cool. We recommend pairing Pippa with the matching Shannen skort and a room-temp egg salad sandwich.
- Blue & ivory gingham 'Tablecloth' sleeveless cropped shell sweater
- Rib trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit.
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 248.00
Somersaulters rejoice! With a plush 100% cotton knit and built-in shorts, our brand-new Shannen skort beseeches you to get upside-down. A wraparound asymmetrical hemline and all-over picnic print with complimentary ribbed trim keep things fashionable while standing upright, too. Pair with the Pippa top for the best in both directions!
- Blue & ivory gingham 'Tablecloth' fitted knit skort
- Rib trim at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 298.00
All too often, the claim that something goes with everything is just a nice way of saying it gives nothing. Reese is a highly coveted exception: a statement-making neutral. This easy-to-style colorblocked dress is elevated by playful oversized polka dots, while an ankle-skimming silhouette and architectural curved waistline keep things more modern than Minnie Mouse. Pair with platforms and patterned socks for off-beat elegance, or wear with your most-worn Docs to project polished insouciance at your next garden party, bris, or parole office meeting.
- Sleeveless long maxi dress in combo polka dot fabrics
- Crew neck and racer-back bodice
- Curved waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 100% Cotton Sateen
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XL
$ 198.00
Sometimes sweet, sometimes sour, often blue: blueberries, they’re just like you! Celebrate everyone's favorite oatmeal topping in Keller, a baby blue crop top with subtly provocative yellow piping along the bust. Match patterns while mixing proportions with the complimentary wide-leg Rose pant, or pair Keller with your favorite faded jeans and a kicky boot.
- Fitted bustier crop top with sweetheart neckline
- Adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back
- Contrast yellow piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Blueberries for Sal' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XL
$ 248.00
What’s long and creased and blue all over? Okay, yes, one’s face after a good cry–but also our newest Rose pant! A cotton-linen blend holds its shape while keeping your ass dry, and our bespoke Blueberries for Sal print is all jam, no thorn. Pair with the matching Keller top and offset your usual debauchery with an air of storybook sweetness.
- Pleated high-rise wide leg pant
- Waistband with belt loops, button, and zipper fly
- Front hip welt pockets & back faux flap pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Unlined
- Original 'Blueberries for Sal' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- If between sizes, we recommend sizing up
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 278.00
Need to be at ballet rehearsal at 3 and at the lido deck by 7? Fear not! With its sporty leotard-inspired top, fluttering skirt, and all-over painterly pineapples, the Nora romper is a beachy balletcore beauty. Beneath a silk voile skirt, built-in shorts ensure you’ll look great and stay covered while dancing, stretching, or swimming to shore after falling over the rails of the Princess Cruise. You’ll master the Titanic pose someday!
- Fitted unitard with above-the-knee leg and removable flowy wrap skirt
- Front V-neck and low back scoop neck
- Adjustable spaghetti straps
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Original blue ground 'Blue Pineapples' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 248.00
Dressing in a towel? Cute, but overdone. Dressing in an umbrella? That’s innovation, baby! We’re pleased to present the Umbrella short, an entirely new design–and an entirely new concept, we assume, though we haven’t confirmed with the patent office. This floaty, flattering short provides the coverage and style of your favorite seaside accessory but ditches the nylon in favor of a thick-but-breathable 100% cotton knit. Pair with an oversized button-down, or with the complimentary knit top for a look that says “It is I who sells sea shells down by the sea shore.”
- Blue & white striped knit short
- Flared leg opening
- Elastic rib waistband
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 288.00
Bring a sort of beguiling Victorian child vibe to any event in our newest Eliana! This full-bodied mini tank dress is smattered with fairy-tale vines, heady pink blooms, and hovering hummingbirds. Eliana’s slightly oversized fit makes it an ideal layering piece; slip on over a turtleneck, or wear alone to proudly project Hot Haunted Doll energy.
- Sleeveless mini tank dress with full pleated skirt
- Front scoop neckline
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Bleeding Hearts' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit, size up for looser fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
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