Rachel's Picks

LIZZIE JACKET

$ 288.00

Our chronically sold-out Marie the Baguettes print makes its sensational return in the Lizzie jacket. The perfect transitional piece is now covered in charcuterie with enough pockets for everyone's phones at the picnic.

- Printed denim shirt jacket with oversized collar
- Zip front closure with snap front storm flap
- Quilted front patch pockets, elbow patches, and storm flap
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette artwork at storm flap and sleeve cuffs
- Fits true to size
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size 1X

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GEORGIA TOP

$ 228.00

Georgia is back and more Valley of the Dolls than ever! This cropped button-front wonder features the oversized collar and back ribbon-tie closure you know and love, plus an all-over buttercup tile print reminiscent of the powder room in which your grandma stored her good pills. Pair with the matching Sid skort and prepare to dominate your next croquet match, physically and socially.

- Sleeveless crop top with oversized ruffle collar and curved hem
- Button front closure with tie keyhole at back neck
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original ivory 'Buttercup Tile' artwork by Melisa Dincer
- Boxy fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S

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SID SKORT

$ 198.00

Be the highly Instagrammable bathroom you want to see in the world! With its grid of midcentury-inspired buttercups, our latest Sid skort wouldn’t look out of place in the toilettes of fun aunts and it-restaurants, sans the chemical sting of air freshener. A mid-rise fit and flirty front flap balances all those dreamy florals with a bit of sleaze, while the full crotch coverage beneath brings a veneer of ladylikeness to even the most lurid of leg splays.

- Mid-rise skort with contrast border detail at front
- Waistband with button tab and invisible side zip closure
- Back welt pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Wrap panel lined
- Original ivory 'Buttercup Tile' artwork by Melisa Dincer
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4

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CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

$ 228.00

Renowned for its ability to flatter one’s legs while protecting one’s crotch, the Cupcake skort is now available in a balmy blue the color of morning sky, bubblegum ice cream, and the smoke at your problematic cousin’s gender reveal. (Although, in contrast, we’re proud to say no one is calling the fire department on the cupcake skort.) Pair with the matching Cupcake cardigan for some extremely comfy coordination.

- Light blue knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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SPLIT SLEEVELESS POLO

$ 298.00

Remember summer at the country club cafe, with no parents and an open tab? Us neither, but we imagine that must be lovely! Consider the next best thing: a resort-ready polo tank sporting a vibrant, vaguely suggestive banana split. (The best kind!) In addition to a mouth-watering motif, this creamy strawberry knit features a thick ribbed hem and contrast striping at the sleeves and collar.

- Pink sleeveless knit polo sweater
- Banana split motif at front chest
- Rib trim at armhole and hem
- Red stripe detail at collar and armhole edge
- 42% Cotton 38% Viscose 20% Alpaca Blend
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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MINNIE DRESS

$ 278.00

We don’t doubt that your rack always projects the message, “Wish you were here,” but just in case: enter Minnie, a paradise of postcards strewn across a spaghetti-strapped mini dress. Let Minnie’s ruched neckline, keyhole cutout, and body-hugging silhouette take you from beach to bar to bar bathroom with the bartender!

- Fitted mini dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Sweatheart neckline with 'peek-a-bow' knot and keyhole at bust
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Postcards' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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NORA ROMPER

$ 278.00

Need to be at ballet rehearsal at 3 and at the lido deck by 7? Fear not! With its sporty leotard-inspired top, fluttering skirt, and all-over painterly pineapples, the Nora romper is a beachy balletcore beauty. Beneath a silk voile skirt, built-in shorts ensure you’ll look great and stay covered while dancing, stretching, or swimming to shore after falling over the rails of the Princess Cruise. You’ll master the Titanic pose someday!

- Fitted unitard with above-the-knee leg and removable flowy wrap skirt
- Front V-neck and low back scoop neck
- Adjustable spaghetti straps
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Original blue ground 'Blue Pineapples' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S

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MADISON SLICKER

$ 298.00

“Slicker” is a deceptively sexy word; it conjures the illicit smoothness of wet material and the quaint depravity of an old-fashioned flasher. Madison is both an ode to the slicker’s erotic potential and a highly practical way to protect oneself from all manner of showers. Figs, olives, oranges and more sprawl across a sheer raincoat–so you can show off what’s underneath–complete with resplendent baguette trim down the front. Snap buttons and oversized pockets ensure this piece is both fanciful and function.

- Midi length rain slicker with drawcord hood
- Snap front closure
- Patch pockets with snap closure flaps
- Mini patch pocket on left sleeve
- Underarm grommets for ventilation
- 100% PU, contains no PFA's
- Original 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette artwork at front placket and sleeve cuffs
- Straight, relaxed fit. If between sizes, size down.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S

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CAVIAR TANK

$ 198.00

Love wearing caviar, hate it sticking in your belly button? We’ve got the top for you! More sartorially savvy and far less stinky than the real thing, our newest spring tank sports a larger-than-life caviar tin intarsia, a body-skimming fit, and chunky contrast piping along the straps and neckline. Tuck into high-waisted shorts for a breezy beach party look, or pair with the matching Caviar skirt for the ultimate in salt-packed sophistication.

- Black fitted knit tank with caviar intarsia motif at chest
- Contrast blue and white neck and straps
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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CAVIAR SKIRT

$ 238.00

Put the “tin” in flirting with the fanciest fish you’ll wear all season! The Caviar skirt is a high-hemline play on our best-selling caviar tin motif, featuring a curve-hugging mini silhouette trimmed with a Russian tea room’s worth of caviar tins. The 100% fully fashioned cotton knit is a perfect blend of stretchy and thick, making this piece an easy choice for dancing, dining, and butterfly crunches. We recommend pairing with the Caviar tank and a frosty shot of vodka.

- Black fitted knit skirt with caviar motifs along hem
- Scalloped hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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ARI PJ SET

$ 198.00

Finally, a conversation piece for your sleep paralysis demon! Entertain lovers, roommates, and shadowy entities alike in Ari. This breezy set features a slightly boxy camp shirt and dolphin hem shorts in breathable cotton seersucker with contrast piping, plus an all-over Sardine Tins print. Wear as a sort of manifestation amulet while scrolling Plenty Of Fish!

- Classic camp collar shirt with contrast piping in a boxy, relaxed fit

- Shirt has front chest pocket and back yoke with kick pleat and dropped shoulder

- Dolphin hem mini short with contrast piping and elastic waist with drawcord finish

- 100% Cotton seersucker

- Shirt & shorts come as a set in the same size

- Original black 'Sardine Tins' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino

- Fits true to size

- Exclusively sold at rachelantonoff.com

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LYDIA QUILTED BAG

$ 198.00

Our newest Lydia is an upscale homage to those trick peanut cans where you’re hit in the face with snakes: we kept the reptiles and ditched the betrayal! This take-anywhere tote features quilted cotton, a study-but-soft rectangular silhouette, and enough room for a juvenile python.

- Zip closure quilted shoulder strap tote

- Length: 24 1/2 in, Width: 7 1/2 in, Height: 14 1/2 in.

- Strap length: 25 1/2 in

- Interior pocket

- 100% Cotton

- Original natural ground 'Snakes' artwork by Charlotte Minnett

- Exclusively on rachelantonoff.com

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NANCY DRESS

$ 258.00

Fringed, fabulous, freedom for your thighs: Nancy’s got it all! Inspired by that darling of the dunes–the pastel-flaunting, long-shadow-casting, slightly bawdy beach umbrella–this mini dress is equally unafraid to draw attention: the very wearable color-blocked shift silhouette takes on main character energy with a scalloped hemline and swishy fringe trim. For the full effect, pair with a slender heel and a handful of sand in your ass crack.

- Pink & white umbrella striped mini shift dress
- Square neckline at front
- White piping between seams
- White twisted fringe along scalloped hem
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

$ 298.00

Limeade: chartreuse's more wearable neighbor and lemonade’s cooler cousin, the one who teaches you sex words and doodles masterpieces in Sharpie on your Converse sneakers. We’ve lovingly alchemized the refreshing exuberance of limeade into a wear-anywhere cardigan crafted from tactilely satisfying terry knit. Wear atop the complimentary Cupcake skort and bring sultry Chia Pet vibes to any function.

- Lime knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S

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TASHI ROMPER

$ 348.00

Whether you need a new look for in-laws brunch or your next Challengers erotic role-play convention, Tashi is the romper for you! Fashioned from the perfect polo cotton in bright turf green, this one-stop showstopper features a flirty illusion skirt front, a V-neck, sporty white striped trim, and an embroidered tennis racket insignia. For a beguiling daytime date look, don Tashi with a pair of tennies and prepare your love puns.

- Green sleeveless knit polo romper with skort panel at front
- Chest pocket with tennis racket embroidery
- Rib trim at waist, armhole, and hem
- Contrast white stripe detailing
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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HARPER DRESS

$ 328.00

Beach umbrellas, Zebra gum, Hamburglars: all the chicest entities know stripes are in! The Harper dress humbly offers stripes three ways: swathes of kelly green cotton sateen are strategically placed both vertically and horizontally, and sea-blue contrast piping compliments the structured bodice and full skirt’s hemline. Throw on some flats and a pair of statement earrings and prepare to dazzle at your next brunch, breakup post-mortem, or PTA meeting.

- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast dark blue & white stripe piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original green & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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UMBRELLA SHELL SWEATER

$ 298.00

A delicately embroidered seaside retreat: like Do Not Disturb for your boobs! Let everyone know you’ve got a great rack and a rich inner world with our 100% cotton shell sweater, featuring a blissfully isolated beach umbrella against a sandy backdrop. Perfect for layering or wearing alone, for reading a book at the swim-up bar or stealing the resort manager’s golf cart–wherever the night takes you, you’re sure to look your best.

- Ivory sleeveless cropped shell sweater
- Umbrella embroidery motif at front body with fringe
- Multi-colored trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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ROMAN ROBE

$ 228.00

Bring the magic of vacation home with our RA x Auberge Solage robe. We teamed up with Auberge on this dreamy silk voile robe so you can feel deeply chic while putting on your makeup, accepting packages and even taking the dog for a walk.

- Kimono style robe with removable waist sash

- Baguette artwork along placket

- 70% Cotton 30% Silk

- Unlined, excluding collar, placket, sleeve cuffs, & hem panel

- Original 'Solage Baguettes' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino in collaboration with Solage, Auberge Resorts Collection

- Loose, breezy fit

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PARKER PUFFER

$ 425.00

You wear-a the pasta! You look-a amazing! Our signature parker silhouette is now more glutenous than ever, with an all-over farfalle print and delizioso details like a contrasting grosgrain ribbon pull and front pockets for all your trinkets.

- Quilted puffer jacket with poly down fill
- Zip front closure with red & white gingham zipper pull
- Front welt pockets
- 100% Polyester Taffeta
- Original Pasta Print by artist Charlotte Minnett
- Slightly oversized fit

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MADDY DRESS

$ 285.00

It’s hard to believe that there was a time one’s phone didn’t evoke feelings of anxiety, obligation, and doom. The tactile pleasure of a telephone cord idly wrapped around one’s finger is a bygone delight, but our newest Maddy strives to spark the joy of a good old-fashioned gossip session. This black cotton mini dress features a wraparound pink phone intarsia in a sleeveless silhouette that shines layered or on its own. Throw on over a button-up for a fun office vibe! Pair with a bitchy black heel and order the business woman's special! Go to the bar and drop your head to your chest and pretend to talk into it! Destiny is calling you.

- Black sleveless fitted knit mini dress

- Contrast pink telephone and wrapped phone cord jacquard

- Rib trim around neck and armholes

- 100% Cotton

- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X

- Melany is 5'10" wearing a size S

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JANE TRENCH

$ 278.00 $ 398.00

Evoke an upscale flasher moment in Jane! We consulted the chicest counterfeit watch purveyors we could find for optimized lapel width, button size, and sheen. Cherry bomb red crinkled vinyl brings a certain erotic Carmen San Diego energy to any event, while a slim fit brings this classic silhouette into the 21st century. A mid-calf hemline tempers Jane’s sleaze—though we encourage adding your own!

- Classic double-breasted belted trenchcoat in red crinkled vinyl

- Adjustable belt with slider hardware

- Button tab shoulder epaulettes

- Adjustable belt detail at sleeve cuffs

- Front & back storm flaps

- 100% PU

- Fully lined

- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S

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Rachel's Picks

LIZZIE JACKET

GEORGIA TOP

SID SKORT

CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

SPLIT SLEEVELESS POLO

MINNIE DRESS

NORA ROMPER

MADISON SLICKER

CAVIAR TANK

CAVIAR SKIRT

ARI PJ SET

LYDIA QUILTED BAG

NANCY DRESS

CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

TASHI ROMPER

HARPER DRESS

UMBRELLA SHELL SWEATER

ROMAN ROBE

PARKER PUFFER

MADDY DRESS

CUPCAKE CARDIGAN RED

CUPCAKE CARDIGAN BLACK

CUPCAKE SKORT BLACK

JANE TRENCH