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Morty Short Moo Classic

Sale price$ 188.00

Ah, the jort: a versatile chimera that traverses the sublime space between crotch and knee with the ease of denim and the edge of an unfinished hem. Our latest spring short is lovingly rendered in sturdy denim with an all-over black and white cow print that invites you to embody your inner dairy queen. Wear with literally anything; animal print always counts as a neutral.

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Moo Cow

For far too long, cow print has fallen by the wayside as leopard's country cousin. We're here to change that: our elegantly abstracted take on this goes-with-anything animal print is a decidedly cosmopolitan celebration of pastoral pleasures. BYO "milk mustache" dirty jokes, and prepare to be the talk of the meadow.

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