$ 198.00
Painters’ pants not painterly enough? Our newest Bruno updates the classic straight-leg, mid-rise jean with lemony brush strokes, making it sure to please even the most literal-minded of dressers. (Though it should be noted, you’re not required to paint while wearing them. All are welcome in these jeans.) Bruno’s flattering fit and highly pairable print are made even more special with thoughtful details such as perfectly sturdy denim, complimentary front panels, and a nifty little loop for your brushes–or, if you’re really serious about this art thing, a rolled-up beret.
- Mid-rise straight leg jean with carpenter detailing
- Zipper fly
- Traditional 5 pockets
- Front knee patches and hammer loop
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original yellow & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size 15
$ 298.00
We’re always saying: dazzle ‘em with salad! On our newest Rebecca dress, a sumptuous, slightly psychedelic bounty of bitter radicchio and bright citrus tumble across decadent cotton-silk voile. In addition to approximately 30 daily servings of fruits and vegetables, you’ll find an ankle-skimming hemline, delicate straps, an open back, and a removable oversized bow (that also looks great affixed to your purse or your ponytail, by the by). Wear alone to entrance your local nutritionist, or don under the matching James button-up and truly become a feast for the senses.
- Flowy sleeveless voile midi dress with gathered skirt
- X-back adjustable spaghetti straps
- Open back with removable oversized bow at waist
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Radicchio & Citrus' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 198.00
Salad in your pocket: bad. Salad on your pocket: fashion! Take your favorite greens wherever you go without smelling like vinaigrette, in James. This boxy camp shirt boasts a breezy fit, a handy front pocket, and enough jewel-toned painted vegetables to put the Dutch Masters to shame.
- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 100% Cotton Seersucker
- Original 'Radicchio & Citrus' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
The days of exerting dominance at your local mall’s food court are sadly gone, but mourn not: the Cupcake cardigan boldly invites you to once again harness the energy of the bitchiest teen at Sbarro! Crafted in a toothsome terry knit–reminiscent of a certain Y2K hot girl sweatsuit–this cardi possesses a contemporary cropped fit, pearly buttons, and a kittenish scalloped hem. Pair with the matching skort and shoplift from Icing by Claire’s in comfort and style!
- Light blue knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 228.00
Renowned for its ability to flatter one’s legs while protecting one’s crotch, the Cupcake skort is now available in a balmy blue the color of morning sky, bubblegum ice cream, and the smoke at your problematic cousin’s gender reveal. (Although, in contrast, we’re proud to say no one is calling the fire department on the cupcake skort.) Pair with the matching Cupcake cardigan for some extremely comfy coordination.
- Light blue knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
Limeade: chartreuse's more wearable neighbor and lemonade’s cooler cousin, the one who teaches you sex words and doodles masterpieces in Sharpie on your Converse sneakers. We’ve lovingly alchemized the refreshing exuberance of limeade into a wear-anywhere cardigan crafted from tactilely satisfying terry knit. Wear atop the complimentary Cupcake skort and bring sultry Chia Pet vibes to any function.
- Lime knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 228.00
With its coltish high-low hemline, luxe terry knit, and limesicle hue, the Cupcake skort is this season’s most fashionable way to avoid a publicly indecency charge. A stretchy pull-on construction is optimized for dressing and undressing with abandon, while scalloped edges add a dash of class to even the most passionate of disrobings. To better your odds of getting to the ripping-off-one’s-clothing stage, we highly recommend topping with the matching Cupcake cardigan.
- Lime knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 288.00
Love a breeze around your undercarriage, and also a nice Brie? Have we got the dress for you! Our famed Howard dress–renowned for its dreamy babydoll silhouette and hint of sheerness at the bust–is now available in our best-selling Marie the Baguettes print. Slip Howard on with a chunky heel, tuck a baguette under your arm, and practice accepting compliments in French.
- Oversized sheer tent dress with pintuck bodice detail and short sleeves
- Button neckline closure
- Ruffle waist detail
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Skirt lined
- Original navy ground 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette border at skirt hem
- Size down for a shorter hem length
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
“Slicker” is a deceptively sexy word; it conjures the illicit smoothness of wet material and the quaint depravity of an old-fashioned flasher. Madison is both an ode to the slicker’s erotic potential and a highly practical way to protect oneself from all manner of showers. Figs, olives, oranges and more sprawl across a sheer raincoat–so you can show off what’s underneath–complete with resplendent baguette trim down the front. Snap buttons and oversized pockets ensure this piece is both fanciful and function.
- Midi length rain slicker with drawcord hood
- Snap front closure
- Patch pockets with snap closure flaps
- Mini patch pocket on left sleeve
- Underarm grommets for ventilation
- 100% PU, contains no PFA's
- Original 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette artwork at front placket and sleeve cuffs
- Straight, relaxed fit. If between sizes, size down.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 328.00
Beach umbrellas, Zebra gum, Hamburglars: all the chicest entities know stripes are in! The Harper dress humbly offers stripes three ways: swathes of kelly green cotton sateen are strategically placed both vertically and horizontally, and sea-blue contrast piping compliments the structured bodice and full skirt’s hemline. Throw on some flats and a pair of statement earrings and prepare to dazzle at your next brunch, breakup post-mortem, or PTA meeting.
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast dark blue & white stripe piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original green & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 198.00
Finally: the elusive blue of post-popsicle tongue is now available for your ass! We kept Bruno’s painter’s pant design–complete with a mid-rise fit, front panels, and a handy legside loop for an Otter Pop on the go–and added slightly off-kilter stripes in a perfect spring blue. Pair with James in our Postcard print and a good pair of headphones, and turn even the sweatiest subway car into your own personal vacation.
- Mid-rise straight leg jean with carpenter detailing
- Zipper fly
- Traditional 5 pockets
- Front knee patches and hammer loop
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original blue & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 258.00
Fringed, fabulous, freedom for your thighs: Nancy’s got it all! Inspired by that darling of the dunes–the pastel-flaunting, long-shadow-casting, slightly bawdy beach umbrella–this mini dress is equally unafraid to draw attention: the very wearable color-blocked shift silhouette takes on main character energy with a scalloped hemline and swishy fringe trim. For the full effect, pair with a slender heel and a handful of sand in your ass crack.
- Pink & white umbrella striped mini shift dress
- Square neckline at front
- White piping between seams
- White twisted fringe along scalloped hem
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
A delicately embroidered seaside retreat: like Do Not Disturb for your boobs! Let everyone know you’ve got a great rack and a rich inner world with our 100% cotton shell sweater, featuring a blissfully isolated beach umbrella against a sandy backdrop. Perfect for layering or wearing alone, for reading a book at the swim-up bar or stealing the resort manager’s golf cart–wherever the night takes you, you’re sure to look your best.
- Ivory sleeveless cropped shell sweater
- Umbrella embroidery motif at front body with fringe
- Multi-colored trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 248.00
Dressing in a towel? Cute, but overdone. Dressing in an umbrella? That’s innovation, baby! We’re pleased to present the Umbrella short, an entirely new design–and an entirely new concept, we assume, though we haven’t confirmed with the patent office. This floaty, flattering short provides the coverage and style of your favorite seaside accessory but ditches the nylon in favor of a thick-but-breathable 100% cotton knit. Pair with an oversized button-down, or with the complimentary knit top for a look that says “It is I who sells sea shells down by the sea shore.”
- Blue & white striped knit short
- Flared leg opening
- Elastic rib waistband
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 95.00
We teamed up with Little Beast so you can have the honor, nay, the privilege of a mother and myself pasta parka experience with your small or large piglet
- Reversible dog puffer made in collaboration with Little Beast
- Velcro closure with snap at neck
- Adjustable drawcord at back opening
- Shell: 100% Polyester Taffeta / Fill: 100% Polyester
- Morgan is 14 lbs, courtesy of Animal Haven and has since been adopted!
- Machine wash cold. Gentle cycle. Attach velcro during wash.
- Original 'Pasta' artwork by Charlotte Minnett
$ 198.00
It’s been our mission since day one to cover your entire body in pasta; with our newest Mike, we’re one small step closer to that goal. An easy, eminently flattering high-rise silhouette features wide-cut legs and pockets that will actually hold an iPhone. (Seriously–why are pockets so small?) For the ultimate date night look, pair with the complimentary Lillian top and a g-string crafted from spaghetti.
- Ultra high-rise wide leg denim pant
- Fitted rise & hip
- Zipper fly
- Front and back patch pockets
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Pasta' artwork by Charlotte Minnett
- Improved fit for sizes 14-26, refer to size chart
- Runs small, size up if between sizes
$ 195.00
We teamed up with Little Beast to make the caffeinated carrier of your dreams. Soft quilting will make it the portable bed your pet will love, an ideal diaper bag, or honestly, just a bag for your shit. Speaking of, the poop bag holder is attached!
- Padded dog carrier made in collaboration with Little Beast
- Side zippers for head opening
- Sturdy bottom
- Interior & exterior pockets
- Removable poop bag holder
- Safety hook at interior
- Shell: 100% Polyester Taffeta / Padding: 100% Polyester
- Morgan is 14 lbs, courtesy of Animal Haven and has since been adopted!
- Machine wash cold flat dry. Remove the hard bottom insert when washing.
- Original 'Coffee Cup' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- One size (holds up to 20 lbs)
- Length: 18 in, Width: 6 3/4 in, Height: 13 in
$ 95.00
We teamed up with Little Beast so you no longer have to share your manhunt toile puffer with your better half. Now you can walk the runway at the parent/child fashion show with the panache you both deserve.
- Reversible dog puffer made in collaboration with Little Beast
- Velcro closure with snap at neck
- Adjustable drawcord at back opening
- Shell: 100% Polyester Taffeta / Fill: 100% Polyester
- Morgan is 14 lbs, courtesy of Animal Haven and has since been adopted!
- Machine wash cold. Gentle cycle. Attach velcro during wash.
- Original 'Manhunt Toile' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
$ 348.00
There are a lot of perks to welcoming Stan into your home. Stan will most likely not rack up wild vet bills. Stan can easily accompany you anywhere without proof of emotional support. Stan will absolutely not shit on your couch. Give Stan a home, won't you?
- Designed in collaboration with Nuuly
- Fitted raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater
- Italian Greyhound dog motif at chest
- 78% Cotton, 22% Alpaca Blend
- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 228.00
Midnight snacks deserve more pomp, and you deserve an outfit to match. Crafted in breathable pointelle cotton, this scoop neck baby tank and matching pant boasts an all-over butter print, plus dainty details like lace trim and a tiny bow at the elastic waistband. Wear Sophia to bed, evoke big pancake energy on early morning dog walks, or be the dairy queen of your next red eye flight.
- Pointelle rib knit tank and pant set with lace trim
- Scoop neck henley baby tank
- Elastic waist short with bow & button fly detail
- 100% Cotton
- Shirt & pant come as a set in the same size
- Original 'Butter' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Fits true to size
- Exclusively sold at rachelantonoff.com
$ 228.00
Bring the magic of vacation home with our RA x Auberge Solage robe. We teamed up with Auberge on this dreamy silk voile robe so you can feel deeply chic while putting on your makeup, accepting packages and even taking the dog for a walk.
- Kimono style robe with removable waist sash
- Baguette artwork along placket
- 70% Cotton 30% Silk
- Unlined, excluding collar, placket, sleeve cuffs, & hem panel
- Original 'Solage Baguettes' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino in collaboration with Solage, Auberge Resorts Collection
- Loose, breezy fit
$ 198.00
Finally, a conversation piece for your sleep paralysis demon! Entertain lovers, roommates, and shadowy entities alike in Ari. This breezy set features a slightly boxy camp shirt and dolphin hem shorts in breathable cotton seersucker with contrast piping, plus an all-over Sardine Tins print. Wear as a sort of manifestation amulet while scrolling Plenty Of Fish!
- Classic camp collar shirt with contrast piping in a boxy, relaxed fit
- Shirt has front chest pocket and back yoke with kick pleat and dropped shoulder
- Dolphin hem mini short with contrast piping and elastic waist with drawcord finish
- 100% Cotton seersucker
- Shirt & shorts come as a set in the same size
- Original black 'Sardine Tins' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Fits true to size
- Exclusively sold at rachelantonoff.com
$ 328.00
Cake, yet cookie. Jammy, yet chocolatey. Sophisticated, yet brighter than a bottle of Heinz E-Z Squirt. The rainbow cookie asks us to forgo binaries and appreciate a full spectrum of flavor in a two-bite morsel. We harnessed the energy of this delicatessen delight for a subtly glitzy cotton pullover, complete with a cozy ribbed neck and stripe detailing at the cuffs. Taste the rainbow!
- Fitted brown raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater
- Rainbow Cookie intarsia with beaded sprinkles on front chest
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Liz is 5'4" wearing a size S
- Model is 5'8" wearing a size 1X
- Italian Rainbow Cookie Sweater is exclusive to rachelantonoff.com
$ 328.00
Like a saucy diner waitress, we revel in spewing profanity and bringing you another cup of joe. That's right: the coffee cup sweater is back–in pink! All the “Ay! I’m walkin’ here!” energy, none of the conflict! Our 100% cotton sweater sports everyone’s favorite bodega beverage and NYC artifact. (The cup is actually called an Anthora, after the Greek word for vessel, amphora. The more you know!) As a plastic thimble of half-and-half completes a cup o’ deli joe, our Coffee Cup sweater is completed by a baby pink knit, a mock neck, and Greek key around the cuffs.
- Fitted pink raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater
- Coffee cup intarsia motif at chest
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit
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