$ 228.00
With its A-line silhouette and flirty illusion skirt front, we thought Sid couldn’t get any more fun. Well, we thought wrong: this best-selling skort is now available covered in cocktails! Tropical drinks and their monikers bedeck a breezy cotton-linen blend, taking you from beach volleyball to wet t-shirt contest with ease.
- Natural taupe linen mid-rise skort
- Waistband with button tab and invisible side zip closure
- Back welt pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Wrap panel lined
- Original natural linen ground 'Beer Me' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size 2
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size 2
$ 198.00
Our newest James shirt is practical not only for its perfect-width camp collar and handy front pocket, but because it does the talking for you: kitschy cocktails and gregarious chit-chat abound on this top, making it an easy conversation starter for those of us who need a few rounds to loosen up.
- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Original natural linen ground 'Beer Me' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 278.00
Kelsey is the best of all worlds: an ethereal skirt affixed to a spandex onesie, so you can finally confirm the beach goddess allegations without worrying your sarong will blow away. An all-over shell print, ballet-inspired V-neck, and cotton-silk voile skirt make Kelsey an ideal daytime or date night choice, while built-in shorts promise to protect your nether regions from sand.
- Fitted unitard with mid-thigh leg and removable flowy wrap skirt
- Front V-neck and low back scoop neck
- Adjustable spaghetti straps
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Original 'Seashells' artwork by Wanda Rassam
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 168.00
Finding a shell on the beach is a small delight, but it’s often served with a chaser of disappointment: that perfect scallop is actually a broken fragment; that sand dollar is technically still alive, and now you’re a murderer. Enter Nikki, a short that humbly offers all the wonder of a beachy discovery with none of the moral complexity. An uber-flattering high-cut leg, artfully frayed hem, and all-over shell print make Nikki perfect for beach bonfires, warm-weather dinner parties, and waiting for the return of your husband at sea.
- Mid-rise jean short with frayed hem
- Zipper fly
- Traditional 5 pockets
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Seashells' artwork by Wanda Rassam
- Relaxed fit
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size 15
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 328.00
The unsung hero of so many meals, we’ve decided to honor aromatics the only way we know how: by displaying them on your tits and ass. Harper’s structured bodice and flowing midi skirt are complimented by a green grocer’s worth of alluring alliums, including but not limited to garlic, shallots, and scallions. BYO breath mints!
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast blue piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original 'Alliums' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 328.00
We’ll say it: family barbecues lack sex appeal. Thanks to Harper, that’s about to change! A charming tablecloth print and tea-length hemline keep things family-friendly, while a structured bustier-inspired bodice reminds ‘em you’re only related by marriage. Dress Harper down with worn-in tennies and a straw clutch, or elevate with a delicate sandal for a posh picnic vibe.
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast white piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original red & white 'Tablecloth' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 328.00
It’s a real shame only babies get dressed up like little sailors. We’re here to change that with Harper, a subtle nod to the nautical just begging to accompany you to the JC Penny photo studio. On this flowy midi dress, beachy blue strips are upgraded with contrast piping at the hem, bust, and straps. Pair with a jaunty sailor cap and prepare to get your cheeks pinched!
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast dark blue & white striped piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original turquoise & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 278.00
Minnie shares a name and a penchant for polka dots with a certain stylish rodent, but that’s where the similarities end: a curve-hugging fit, high hemline, and comely keyhole cutout at the bust make this dress decidedly PG-13. Pair Minnie with a svelte heel for an instantly cool going-out look, or wear with docs as a subtle nod to that episode of Daria where Jane dabbles in rockabilly.
- Fitted mini dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Sweatheart neckline with 'peek-a-bow' knot and keyhole at bust
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Colorblock black & white polka dots
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 268.00
Quaint and deceptively complex in its geometric starkness, there’s just something a bit femme fatale about the polka dot. The Sloane dress takes this siren-esque print even further with flattering flowy color-blocking, bold wide straps, and a square neckline that says “My wealthy husband suffered a tragic fall.” For maximum effect, pair with a pointy shoe, a plume of smoke, and a rakish P.I.
- Polka dot sleeveless tea-length dress with A-line skirt
- Fitted bodice with square neckline
- Colorblocked black inset panels at front and back
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size 4
$ 388.00
Dappled with dazzling centaurs, our latest Mia is one of our most romantic styles to date–and that’s coming from the people who brought you an entire toile devoted to smut. Regal ‘n’ randy cryptids prance across a filmy cotton-voile maxi dress, complete with fluttery sleeves that deliquesce into a cape across the open back.
- Body-skimming midi slip dress with flutter at shoulder and back
- Deep V-neckline at front and back
- Scalloped flutter ivory merrow edge
- Invisible side zip closure
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original mint green 'Centaur Toile' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 268.00
Big Beanstalk strikes again: the magical fruit’s agenda to fill your wardrobe with beans is one step closer to completion with Lola, a wear-anywhere A-line mini dotted with our best-selling Especially the Beans print. Lola’s thigh-grazing hemline is balanced by a high neckline, and functional pockets fit up to 200 unsoaked garbanzos.
- Mini shift dress with button keyhole at back neck
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Especially the Beans' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 328.00
Releasing birds at a wedding: impractical and inhumane. Wearing birds to a wedding: stunning, unexpected, much preferred by birds. Our most colorful cocktail dress yet, Reese’s tony high-neck silhouette is brightened by a clutch of kissing cockatoos. A jersey-sateen blend offers a luxe feel and just a whisper of stretch, while an architectural gathered waist and ankle-length hem balance structure with romance.
- Sleeveless long maxi dress in combo pink & orange printed fabrics
- Crew neck and racer-back bodice
- Curved waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 100% Cotton Sateen
- Original 'Cockatoos' artwork by Brittani Arkin
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 298.00
Love the freedom and power of a muumuu, but not ready to go full retirement community just yet? Sylvie’s the dress for you! With an easy A-line silhouette and plush terry construction, this mod mini is comfortable as the finest caftan. At the same time, a scalloped hem, pearly buttons, and icing-esque loopy trim ensure you’ll look about ten times more polished than you feel.
- Lime knit terry mini shift dress with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at hem
- Scoop neck
- Faux front hip pocket flaps with pearl button
- 100% Cotton
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 298.00
Like a hotter version of 1920s beachwear, Sylvie leaves just enough to the imagination: a scoop neck, tank sleeves, and scalloped hemline show off your best bits, while a soft A-line cut hides your belly button from Satan. Pair with a stacked sandal for a comfy going-out look, or with flats and a straw hat for a chic twist on the beach cover-up.
- Pink knit terry mini shift dress with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at hem
- Scoop neck
- Faux front hip pocket flaps with pearl button
- 100% Cotton
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
$ 228.00
In honor of tricksy bears, tenacious ants, and booze poured into Stanley cups, we’ve lent our fan-favorite tablecloth print to a summery fitted shell sweater. Perfectly thick cotton covers what it needs to without smothering, while a cropped sleeveless silhouette keeps things cool. We recommend pairing Pippa with the matching Shannen skort and a room-temp egg salad sandwich.
- Blue & ivory gingham 'Tablecloth' sleeveless cropped shell sweater
- Rib trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit.
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 248.00
Somersaulters rejoice! With a plush 100% cotton knit and built-in shorts, our brand-new Shannen skort beseeches you to get upside-down. A wraparound asymmetrical hemline and all-over picnic print with complimentary ribbed trim keep things fashionable while standing upright, too. Pair with the Pippa top for the best in both directions!
- Blue & ivory gingham 'Tablecloth' fitted knit skort
- Rib trim at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 198.00
If a post card is a tool to induce jealousy–”Look how much fun we’re having!”–then allow us to double your fun with James, a breezy, boxy button-up camp shirt that can’t help but incite sartorial envy. Tucked into cutoffs or jauntily knotted at the waist, this endlessly versatile top has more staying power than a forever stamp.
- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 100% Cotton Seersucker
- Original 'Postcards' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 288.00
Our chronically sold-out Marie the Baguettes print makes its sensational return in the Lizzie jacket. The perfect transitional piece is now covered in charcuterie with enough pockets for everyone's phones at the picnic.
- Printed denim shirt jacket with oversized collar
- Zip front closure with snap front storm flap
- Quilted front patch pockets, elbow patches, and storm flap
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette artwork at storm flap and sleeve cuffs
- Fits true to size
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size 1X
$ 198.00
Our chronically sold-out Marie the Baguettes print makes its bold return in the Mike Pant. Mike, your favorite throw and go, comfy pant has 1% stretch and will make you feel 100% gorgeous. Mike conveniently and beautifully pairs back to Lizzie.
- Ultra high-rise wide leg denim pant
- Fitted rise & hip
- Zipper fly
- Front and back patch pockets
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Improved fit for sizes 14-26, refer to size chart
- Runs small, size up if between sizes
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size 4
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size 15
$ 298.00
“Slicker” is a deceptively sexy word; it conjures the illicit smoothness of wet material and the quaint depravity of an old-fashioned flasher. Madison is both an ode to the slicker’s erotic potential and a highly practical way to protect oneself from all manner of showers. Figs, olives, oranges and more sprawl across a sheer raincoat–so you can show off what’s underneath–complete with resplendent baguette trim down the front. Snap buttons and oversized pockets ensure this piece is both fanciful and function.
- Midi length rain slicker with drawcord hood
- Snap front closure
- Patch pockets with snap closure flaps
- Mini patch pocket on left sleeve
- Underarm grommets for ventilation
- 100% PU, contains no PFA's
- Original 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette artwork at front placket and sleeve cuffs
- Straight, relaxed fit. If between sizes, size down.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 288.00
Love a breeze around your undercarriage, and also a nice Brie? Have we got the dress for you! Our famed Howard dress–renowned for its dreamy babydoll silhouette and hint of sheerness at the bust–is now available in our best-selling Marie the Baguettes print. Slip Howard on with a chunky heel, tuck a baguette under your arm, and practice accepting compliments in French.
- Oversized sheer tent dress with pintuck bodice detail and short sleeves
- Button neckline closure
- Ruffle waist detail
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Skirt lined
- Original navy ground 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette border at skirt hem
- Size down for a shorter hem length
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 278.00
We don’t doubt that your rack always projects the message, “Wish you were here,” but just in case: enter Minnie, a paradise of postcards strewn across a spaghetti-strapped mini dress. Let Minnie’s ruched neckline, keyhole cutout, and body-hugging silhouette take you from beach to bar to bar bathroom with the bartender!
- Fitted mini dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Sweatheart neckline with 'peek-a-bow' knot and keyhole at bust
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Postcards' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 278.00
Need to be at ballet rehearsal at 3 and at the lido deck by 7? Fear not! With its sporty leotard-inspired top, fluttering skirt, and all-over painterly pineapples, the Nora romper is a beachy balletcore beauty. Beneath a silk voile skirt, built-in shorts ensure you’ll look great and stay covered while dancing, stretching, or swimming to shore after falling over the rails of the Princess Cruise. You’ll master the Titanic pose someday!
- Fitted unitard with above-the-knee leg and removable flowy wrap skirt
- Front V-neck and low back scoop neck
- Adjustable spaghetti straps
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Original blue ground 'Blue Pineapples' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 258.00
Dress like the 1970s swinger you hope your parents weren’t! With a high hemline and a come-hither blue pineapple pattern, the Jenny dress playfully subverts the oft-prude shirtdress silhouette. Contrast striped trim and a detachable waist-tie–or blind fold, up to you–only add to the fun. Wear Jenny with a wedge sandal for a no-brainer date look, or with sneakers to sex up your daily bodega run.
- Button front shirtdress with dolman sleeves
- Curved shirttail hem
- Contrast striped front placket, sleeve cuffs, and removable belt
- Side seam pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Unlined
- Original white ground 'Blue Pineapples' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Original blue & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
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