Whether jogging around Central Park or languishing under the central A/C, you deserve a pant as comfortable as it is bedecked in television icons. Enter our newest Meadow jogger: with...
Need a convenient carrying case for your baby gear, adult braces and bucket hats? Look no further than our newest Lydia tote! This sturdy quilted poplin carry-all is spacious enough...
Our thick french terry Helen crewneck sports the boxy fit, rolled hem, and lightly puffed sleeves you know and love–with an all-new print for those who drink coffee, have sex,...
From gabagool to gabadrool, amiright? Lilly’s svelte mini silhouette gets the ol’ waste management upgrade with a symphony of Sopranos: wading in the pool, commiserating at Satriale's, attending therapy, and so much more. (Stars–they’re just like us.) With its marinara-red print all-over print and sheer mesh detailing at the arms and turtleneck collar, Lilly is sure to dazzle at events including–but not limited to–cocktail hour, spaghetti dinner, and disappearing Long Legs Louie for running his rat mouth one too many times.- Fitted long-sleeved turtleneck mini dress in printed mesh
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|HIP (in.)||31||33||35||37||37 1/4||39 1/4||43 1/4||47 1/4||51 1/4A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to firstname.lastname@example.org for any specific questions on sizing.|
We know you’re the belle of New Jersey, but now you can tell the world! Our best-selling Tony’s Toile gets a cozy makeover in the Parker silhouette, a hip-skimming, slightly boxy quilted toile jacket designed to envelop you in the warmth of a chef’s kiss. Slip Parker over the complimentary Sal jumpsuit and win best-dressed at your therapist’s office.
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|BODY LENGTH (in.)||24 1/2||25 1/2||26 1/2||27 1/2||25||25 3/4||26 1/2||27 1/4||28A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. This style runs slightly oversized, we recommend the size closest to your norm. Please reach out to email@example.com for any specific questions on sizing.|
Marinara enthusiasts rejoice! Our best-selling, oft-sold-out jumpsuit is back and redder than ever! This short-sleeve waist-tie jumpsuit features intricate vignettes with all the Tony you could ask for. Ducks! Therapy! Gabagool! The body-hugging fit makes Sal a perfect piece for your sexiest red booth Italian joint, while the stretchy cotton-blend construction is comfy enough to dance the gayest of tarantellas.
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Finally, a chic solution for those of us who sleep hot! The Budde set elevates the tried-and-true, filling your dreams with little dogs and naked men. What more could you...
$ 105.00 $ 175.00
A silky, sheer mesh long sleeve turtleneck adorned with maidens, dogs, and the occasional naked guy. A deep blue rendition of our famed Manhunt Toile ensures you’ll impress your friends...
Who among us hasn’t pilfered an aunt’s Danielle Steel to see what all the fuss is about? Evoke all the excitement with none of the adolescent shame in our newest Lillian! This light blue turtleneck features an all-over print of enemies-to-lovers, friends-to-lovers, and the occasional threesome. Now that’s what we call romance! Tuck into our pink Mike pant for a sophisticated daytime look, or pair with a sleek mini on your next night out to manifest true love.
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$ 137.00 $ 195.00
Bad dogs have been maligned for far too long! Our brand new print attempts to right the scales and give scoundrels, rogues, and scamps their due. Our slightly boxy camp shirt honors a kennel's worth of chewing, playing, and fornicating hounds. Tuck into jeans and send a subtle "Fuck you" to Westminster, or with a flirty skirt for a look more Tramp than Lady.
- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 100% Cotton seersucker
- Pale yellow 'Best In Show' print by artist Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mieke is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X
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Does your tote lack Alexis Bledel? We can help! The Lydia tote is a wonder of quilted poplin cotton, with a soft-but-sturdy base and enough room to fit a dozen...
Bring quick-witted mother-daughter banter to casual Friday! Rory's toile is an homage to all things good and Gilmore. Smattered with scenes from Stars Hollow, the Helen crewneck is cute, cozy,...
If you're a happy-go-lucky single mother, a precocious teen, or simply a sweatpants enthusiast, Meadow is the pant for you. Supremely comfy French terry sports an all-over Gilmore-inspired print, so...
The perfect summer short in Sopranos toile print: dappled with Sopranos, crafted in lightweight-but-not-see-through French terry, and designed to hit mid-thigh so you can actually move around in them. Throw...
We've given our 100% cotton camp shirt the ol' spicy meatball upgrade with fan-favorite Tony's Toile print. The collar demands respect, the relaxed fit is perfect for lounging by the pool with...