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Mike Pant Pasta

Sale price$ 198.00

It’s been our mission since day one to cover your entire body in pasta; with our newest Mike, we’re one small step closer to that goal. An easy, eminently flattering high-rise silhouette features wide-cut legs and pockets that will actually hold an iPhone. (Seriously–why are pockets so small?) For the ultimate date night look, pair with the complimentary Lillian top and a g-string crafted from spaghetti. 

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Sexy chef costumes are a little passé, and smothering oneself in Prego is a recipe for a yeast infection. Man's search for sensual spaghettiwear seemed futile–until now! From multi-species matching outerwear to Pagliacci-core party looks, our ambitious–and delicious–Pasta collection is all glam, no gluten.