HOT SAUCE SWEATER XS-3X

If you’re hoping to embody a sensuous Frasier vibe this holiday season, look no further than our martini sweater! The obsidian knit and a mockneck silhouette lend an air of ‘90s intellectual chic to any look, while the martini intarsia screams “I’m the life of the party, and I don’t need an uncomfortable outfit to prove it.” There is something so incredibly powerful about showing up to a cocktail fête in a subtly striking sweater–plus, the mega-soft cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for wearing whilst passed out, taking you from liquid lunch to copy room nap with ease.

Main character energy? Tired. Spoiled child energy? Wired! Let everyone know that your father won’t be too happy to hear about this, and look great doing it, in Christina. Unabashedly bratty cherries and bows bedeck this full-skirted babydoll mini-dress, topped off with a tactile rhinestone-studded ribbon bow accent. All that girlish imp energy is balanced by the dress’ eminently comfortable, decidedly sensible midnight blue cotton sateen, making this a scene-stealing yet wearable look. Pair with a kitten heel for an easy party outfit, or with a ballet flat for your next meltdown in the American Girl store.

Oysters have long been lauded as a sexy food; while others might rest on those laurels, we love a challenge–and so we took it upon ourselves to make the oyster even sexier. Enter our most beguiling Lillian yet: a silky sheer mesh top adorned with our signature seafood tower, overflowing with oysters, lobster, prawns and more. Lillian’s gossamer textile is balanced with a long-sleeved turtleneck silhouette, creating just enough plausible deniability that you can show off your boobs at any up-to-snuff holiday party. (For the more modest among us, it also looks phenomenal over a tank or bra.)