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CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

$ 298.00

The days of exerting dominance at your local mall’s food court are sadly gone, but mourn not: the Cupcake cardigan boldly invites you to once again harness the energy of the bitchiest teen at Sbarro! Crafted in a toothsome terry knit–reminiscent of a certain Y2K hot girl sweatsuit–this cardi possesses a contemporary cropped fit, pearly buttons, and a kittenish scalloped hem. Pair with the matching skort and shoplift from Icing by Claire’s in comfort and style!

- Light blue knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

$ 228.00

Renowned for its ability to flatter one’s legs while protecting one’s crotch, the Cupcake skort is now available in a balmy blue the color of morning sky, bubblegum ice cream, and the smoke at your problematic cousin’s gender reveal. (Although, in contrast, we’re proud to say no one is calling the fire department on the cupcake skort.) Pair with the matching Cupcake cardigan for some extremely comfy coordination.

- Light blue knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

$ 298.00

Limeade: chartreuse's more wearable neighbor and lemonade’s cooler cousin, the one who teaches you sex words and doodles masterpieces in Sharpie on your Converse sneakers. We’ve lovingly alchemized the refreshing exuberance of limeade into a wear-anywhere cardigan crafted from tactilely satisfying terry knit. Wear atop the complimentary Cupcake skort and bring sultry Chia Pet vibes to any function.

- Lime knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S

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CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

$ 228.00

With its coltish high-low hemline, luxe terry knit, and limesicle hue, the Cupcake skort is this season’s most fashionable way to avoid a publicly indecency charge. A stretchy pull-on construction is optimized for dressing and undressing with abandon, while scalloped edges add a dash of class to even the most passionate of disrobings. To better your odds of getting to the ripping-off-one’s-clothing stage, we highly recommend topping with the matching Cupcake cardigan.

- Lime knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S

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SPLIT SLEEVELESS POLO

$ 298.00

Remember summer at the country club cafe, with no parents and an open tab? Us neither, but we imagine that must be lovely! Consider the next best thing: a resort-ready polo tank sporting a vibrant, vaguely suggestive banana split. (The best kind!) In addition to a mouth-watering motif, this creamy strawberry knit features a thick ribbed hem and contrast striping at the sleeves and collar.

- Pink sleeveless knit polo sweater
- Banana split motif at front chest
- Rib trim at armhole and hem
- Red stripe detail at collar and armhole edge
- 42% Cotton 38% Viscose 20% Alpaca Blend
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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UMBRELLA SHELL SWEATER

$ 298.00

A delicately embroidered seaside retreat: like Do Not Disturb for your boobs! Let everyone know you’ve got a great rack and a rich inner world with our 100% cotton shell sweater, featuring a blissfully isolated beach umbrella against a sandy backdrop. Perfect for layering or wearing alone, for reading a book at the swim-up bar or stealing the resort manager’s golf cart–wherever the night takes you, you’re sure to look your best.

- Ivory sleeveless cropped shell sweater
- Umbrella embroidery motif at front body with fringe
- Multi-colored trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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HARPER DRESS

$ 328.00

Beach umbrellas, Zebra gum, Hamburglars: all the chicest entities know stripes are in! The Harper dress humbly offers stripes three ways: swathes of kelly green cotton sateen are strategically placed both vertically and horizontally, and sea-blue contrast piping compliments the structured bodice and full skirt’s hemline. Throw on some flats and a pair of statement earrings and prepare to dazzle at your next brunch, breakup post-mortem, or PTA meeting.

- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast dark blue & white stripe piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original green & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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JAMES SHIRT

$ 198.00

Salad in your pocket: bad. Salad on your pocket: fashion! Take your favorite greens wherever you go without smelling like vinaigrette, in James. This boxy camp shirt boasts a breezy fit, a handy front pocket, and enough jewel-toned painted vegetables to put the Dutch Masters to shame.

- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 100% Cotton Seersucker
- Original 'Radicchio & Citrus' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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PARKER PUFFER

$ 428.00

Hate that you can’t show bare ass in winter? We’ve got the puffer for you! Our best-selling Parker silhouette gets the ol’ nudie treatment with our classic Manhunt print, featuring lunching ladies, frisky pups, and plenty of naked men. Plush down-alternative fill keeps you snuggled up, while the boxy, slightly cropped fit adds an element of cool.

- Quilted puffer jacket with poly down fill

- Zip front closure with grosgrain ribbon zipper pull

- Front welt pockets

- 100% Polyester Taffeta

- Original 'Manhunt Toile' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino

- Slightly oversized fit

- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S

- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X

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ARTIE MAXI DRESS

$ 328.00

Got a wedding at 4 and a haunted manor showing at 7? We’ve got your back! At first glance, our Artie dress has all the storybook romance you know and love: a maiden-esque deep square neckline, sheer mesh sleeves, dramatic floor-sweeping hemline and all-over winter floral pattern. Closer inspection, however, reveals something far more interesting: lungs, hearts, and some shockingly elegant entrails are dispersed amongst the usual roses and peonies. The effect is modern, macabre, and sure to impress and/or insult all the right people.

- Long sleeve body-skimming floor-length dress in printed mesh

- Square neckline

- Front and back princess seams

- 92% Poly, 8% Spandex

- Stretch body lining

- Original 'Organ Garden' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino

- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S

- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X

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MARTINI MOCKNECK SWEATER

$ 328.00

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If you’re hoping to embody a sensuous Frasier vibe this holiday season, look no further than our martini sweater! The obsidian knit and a mockneck silhouette lend an air of ‘90s intellectual chic to any look, while the martini intarsia screams “I’m the life of the party, and I don’t need an uncomfortable outfit to prove it.” There is something so incredibly powerful about showing up to a cocktail fête in a subtly striking sweater–plus, the mega-soft cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for wearing whilst passed out, taking you from liquid lunch to copy room nap with ease.
- Black mockneck sweater with martini intarsia motif at chest
- Metallic toothpick embroidery
- Rib knit cuffs
- Rolled edge at turtleneck and hem
- 95% Cotton 5% Cashmere
- Boxy, relaxed fit with dropped shoulder
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X

A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.

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CHEST (in.)	42	44	46	48	50	52	54 1/2	57	59 1/2
BODY LENGTH (in.)	22 1/8	22 1/2	22 7/8	23 1/4	23 5/8	24	24 3/8	24 3/4	25 1/8

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HELEN CREWNECK XS-3X

$ 198.00

Unless you're a Crocodile Dundee type, we guarantee this is the most comfortable you’ll ever be while covered in snakes! Our classic, colorful Snakes print comes to the cozy Helen crewneck sweatshirt, featuring a sporty rolled hem and an oversized boxy fit. 100% French terry cotton provides the perfect amount of warmth for lounging around the house or making connections at your local herpetologist convention. Pair with the matching Meadow pant for a sartorial soulmate moment, or flex your wardrobe autonomy by wearing sssseparately.

- French terry crewneck sweatshirt with dropped sleeve
- Ribbed sleeve cuff
- Rolled hem
- 100% Cotton
- Original navy ground 'Snakes' artwork by Charlotte Minnett
- Models are wearing a size S and 1X
- Boxy, oversized fit

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MEADOW JOGGER XS-3X

$ 178.00

Missed out on those wildlife birthday parties as a kid? We’re here to heal that wound! Our Meadow jogger sports a slim-but-not-skinny silhouette, elastic cuffs at the ankle, and a reptile house’s worth of snakes on a 100% cotton navy background. (It’s kind of like they’re slithering through the night sky, which we think is beautiful.) Pair with the matching Helen crewneck and tennies for a statement-making lounge look.

- French terry jogger sweatpant
- Mid-rise elastic waistband with inside drawstring
- Elastic cuff at leg opening
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton
- Original navy ground 'Snakes' artwork by Charlotte Minnett
- Fits true to size; relaxed fit

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STAN SWEATER

$ 348.00

There are a lot of perks to welcoming Stan into your home. Stan will most likely not rack up wild vet bills. Stan can easily accompany you anywhere without proof of emotional support. Stan will absolutely not shit on your couch. Give Stan a home, won't you?

- Designed in collaboration with Nuuly

- Fitted raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater

- Italian Greyhound dog motif at chest

- 78% Cotton, 22% Alpaca Blend

- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit

- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S

- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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ARI PJ SET

$ 198.00

Finally, a conversation piece for your sleep paralysis demon! Entertain lovers, roommates, and shadowy entities alike in Ari. This breezy set features a slightly boxy camp shirt and dolphin hem shorts in breathable cotton seersucker with contrast piping, plus an all-over Sardine Tins print. Wear as a sort of manifestation amulet while scrolling Plenty Of Fish!

- Classic camp collar shirt with contrast piping in a boxy, relaxed fit

- Shirt has front chest pocket and back yoke with kick pleat and dropped shoulder

- Dolphin hem mini short with contrast piping and elastic waist with drawcord finish

- 100% Cotton seersucker

- Shirt & shorts come as a set in the same size

- Original black 'Sardine Tins' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino

- Fits true to size

- Exclusively sold at rachelantonoff.com

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COTTON RAINBOW COOKIE SWEATER

$ 328.00

Cake, yet cookie. Jammy, yet chocolatey. Sophisticated, yet brighter than a bottle of Heinz E-Z Squirt. The rainbow cookie asks us to forgo binaries and appreciate a full spectrum of flavor in a two-bite morsel. We harnessed the energy of this delicatessen delight for a subtly glitzy cotton pullover, complete with a cozy ribbed neck and stripe detailing at the cuffs. Taste the rainbow!

- Fitted brown raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater

- Rainbow Cookie intarsia with beaded sprinkles on front chest

- 100% Cotton

- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit

- Liz is 5'4" wearing a size S

- Model is 5'8" wearing a size 1X

- Italian Rainbow Cookie Sweater is exclusive to rachelantonoff.com

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COFFEE CUP SWEATER PINK

$ 328.00

Like a saucy diner waitress, we revel in spewing profanity and bringing you another cup of joe. That's right: the coffee cup sweater is back–in pink! All the “Ay! I’m walkin’ here!” energy, none of the conflict! Our 100% cotton sweater sports everyone’s favorite bodega beverage and NYC artifact. (The cup is actually called an Anthora, after the Greek word for vessel, amphora. The more you know!) As a plastic thimble of half-and-half completes a cup o’ deli joe, our Coffee Cup sweater is completed by a baby pink knit, a mock neck, and Greek key around the cuffs.

- Fitted pink raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater

- Coffee cup intarsia motif at chest

- 100% Cotton

- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit

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LILLIAN TURTLENECK

$ 178.00

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Oysters have long been lauded as a sexy food; while others might rest on those laurels, we love a challenge–and so we took it upon ourselves to make the oyster even sexier. Enter our most beguiling Lillian yet: a silky sheer mesh top adorned with our signature seafood tower, overflowing with oysters, lobster, prawns and more. Lillian’s gossamer textile is balanced with a long-sleeved turtleneck silhouette, creating just enough plausible deniability that you can show off your boobs at any up-to-snuff holiday party. (For the more modest among us, it also looks phenomenal over a tank or bra.)
- Long sleeve black mesh turtleneck
- Contrast red lettuce edge detail at sleeve opening
- 92% poly, 8% spandex
- Original 'Seafood Tower' graphic by artist Hazel Lee Santino
- Fits true to size
- Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size XXL

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BODY LENGTH (in.)	25 3/4	26 1/4	26 3/4	27 1/4	26 3/4	27 3/8	28	28 5/8	21 3/4

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ESPRESSO MARTINI SWEATER

$ 348.00

Finally: a wearable ode to the bon vivant’s Four Loko! This 100% fully fashioned knit lovingly renders the espresso martini in all its hypercaffeinated glory: the soft, slightly oversized intarsia is complimented by a café-ready mockneck and rolled hems. Three-dimensional espresso bean beading allows for endless fidgeting opportunities, ensuring you’ll have something to do with your hands on date night, open mic night, and everywhere in between.

- Black mockneck sweater with espresso martini intarsia motif at chest

- Espresso bean embroidery

- Rib knit cuffs

- Rolled edge at turtleneck and hem

- 95% Cotton 5% Cashmere

- Boxy, relaxed fit with dropped shoulder

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SHERMAN PULLOVER

$ 348.00

Brussels Griffons: bearded, goblinesque, perfect. Humanity has its atrocities, but this breed ain’t one of ‘em. Honor these purse gargoyles in our newest pullover, which sports a nearly lifesize Griffon in booties–booties!--on a feather-soft navy alpaca blend knit.

- Fitted raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater

- Brussels griffon dog motif at chest

- Alpaca blend

- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit

- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S

- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X

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LILLY DRESS

$ 298.00

Squishy, special, best enjoyed with a glass of champagne: we could be talking about caviar, we could be talking about your boobs. Why not celebrate both with our newest Lilly, a body-skimming party dress featuring silky mesh construction, sheer sleeves, and an oligarch’s pantry’s worth of caviar tins. Pair with an over-the-knee boot for effortless decadence, or with a gilded heel and a tiny purse to put the Mother in mother of pearl.

- Fitted long-sleeved turtleneck mini dress in printed mesh

- Stretch body lining

- 92% Polyester 8% Spandex

- Original 'Caviar' artwork by Charlotte Minnett

- Fits true to size

- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S

- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X

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Extended Sizing

CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

SPLIT SLEEVELESS POLO

BRUNO JEAN

UMBRELLA SHELL SWEATER

HARPER DRESS

BRUNO JEAN

JAMES SHIRT

PARKER PUFFER

ARTIE MAXI DRESS

MARTINI MOCKNECK SWEATER

HELEN CREWNECK XS-3X

MEADOW JOGGER XS-3X

STAN SWEATER

ARI PJ SET

COTTON RAINBOW COOKIE SWEATER

COFFEE CUP SWEATER PINK

LILLIAN TURTLENECK

ESPRESSO MARTINI SWEATER

SHERMAN PULLOVER

MIKE PANT

LILLY DRESS

Women's Extended Size Clothing