jillian bell
Art by Dio Garcia
Written by Edith Young
We meet Jillian Bell, the star of the recent Sundance sensation Brittany Runs A Marathon, in the dog days of summer in Los Angeles (literally—there are tiny figurines of dogs, all different breeds, hidden in the corners of her home). Jillian quickly reveals herself to be a staunch supporter of Frasier and boy can she carry a tune. While we cannot guarantee that this outfit will bestow upon you such dulcet tones, we figure it’s worth a try. (I, the person writing this missive, have never seen a single episode of Frasier, but somehow I play it cool, managing to keep this information under the radar.) We determine that, among other things, the Niles shirt dress is the perfect Skype outfit, and Jillian pairs it with the Dorinda bike short like a real Princess Diana type.
Where could Jillian go in the Niles Shirt Dress, the Dorinda bike short and an ankle boot? Dog-walking to the ends of the earth, for one. Maybe one of those parties with no music where everyone wears headphones. A Clippers game. Fiesta Taco in Burbank. USC Commencement, why not, could be fun. A Los Angeles preview of the Westminster Dog Show. Runyon Canyon, probably. A cooking class, most certainly. As an audience member at the Ellen Show. A Dead & Company concert. An underwater hotel. The outfield of a Dodger’s game. Musso & Frank Grill’s parking lot. As a substitute for the regular news anchor at a nearby state fair. An audition for American Idol. The set of Frasier, via elaborate modes of time travel.
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