$ 198.00
Finally, a conversation piece for your sleep paralysis demon! Entertain lovers, roommates, and shadowy entities alike in Ari. This breezy set features a slightly boxy camp shirt and dolphin hem...
$ 328.00
Cake, yet cookie. Jammy, yet chocolatey. Sophisticated, yet brighter than a bottle of Heinz E-Z Squirt. The rainbow cookie asks us to forgo binaries and appreciate a full spectrum of...
$ 328.00
Like a saucy diner waitress, we revel in spewing profanity and bringing you another cup of joe. That's right: the coffee cup sweater is back–in pink! All the “Ay! I’m...
$ 198.00
Our newest Lydia is an upscale homage to those trick peanut cans where you’re hit in the face with snakes: we kept the reptiles and ditched the betrayal! This take-anywhere...
$ 348.00
Brussels Griffons: bearded, goblinesque, perfect. Humanity has its atrocities, but this breed ain’t one of ‘em. Honor these purse gargoyles in our newest pullover, which sports a nearly lifesize Griffon...
$ 348.00
Finally: a wearable ode to the bon vivant’s Four Loko! This 100% fully fashioned knit lovingly renders the espresso martini in all its hypercaffeinated glory: the soft, slightly oversized intarsia...
$ 228.00
Bring a certain playboy insouciance to your next Netflix binge, with Roman! A symphony of fresh vegetables from our best-selling Family Heirlooms print are back in a decadent cotton-silk voile,...
$ 68.00
“Kiss the cook” is fine, but we wanted to create an apron that inspired diners to get to third base. Enter the pasta apron, a printed denim pièce de résistance...
$ 198.00
Lydia’s got all the glamor and none of the fish smell! Our signature caviar print is rendered in blue, black, and gold quilted poplin cotton to bring a bit of...
$ 178.00
Oysters have long been lauded as a sexy food; while others might rest on those laurels, we love a challenge–and so we took it upon ourselves to make the oyster even sexier. Enter our most beguiling Lillian yet: a silky sheer mesh top adorned with our signature seafood tower, overflowing with oysters, lobster, prawns and more. Lillian’s gossamer textile is balanced with a long-sleeved turtleneck silhouette, creating just enough plausible deniability that you can show off your boobs at any up-to-snuff holiday party. (For the more modest among us, it also looks phenomenal over a tank or bra.)
- Long sleeve black mesh turtleneckSIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 1X | 2X | 3X |
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CHEST (in.) | 27 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 31 1/2 | 33 1/2 | 35 | 39 | 43 | 47 | 51 |
BODY LENGTH (in.) | 25 3/4 | 26 1/4 | 26 3/4 | 27 1/4 | 26 3/4 | 27 3/8 | 28 | 28 5/8 | 21 3/4 |
$ 285.00
It’s hard to believe that there was a time one’s phone didn’t evoke feelings of anxiety, obligation, and doom. The tactile pleasure of a telephone cord idly wrapped around one’s...
$ 328.00
Got a wedding at 4 and a haunted manor showing at 7? We’ve got your back! At first glance, our Artie dress has all the storybook romance you know and...
$ 425.00
You wear-a the pasta! You look-a amazing! Our signature parker silhouette is now more glutenous than ever, with an all-over farfalle print and delizioso details like a contrasting grosgrain ribbon...
$ 130.00
In collaboration with Little Spoon, we're thrilled to offer our first ever Toddler Puffer! Fully reversible and fully adorable, one side of the Baby Puffer sports a bounty of red radishes...
$ 428.00
Hate that you can’t show bare ass in winter? We’ve got the puffer for you! Our best-selling Parker silhouette gets the ol’ nudie treatment with our classic Manhunt print, featuring...
$ 398.00
Flynn really is everything: fancy enough for the finest parties, comfortable enough for those who would rather be at home, get-naked-when-you-pee enough for the exhibitionist with taste. Rich emerald velvet...
$ 348.00
For too long, sequined mesh has been sidelined to the summer months. We say: no more! Our Louis dress offers a surprisingly grown-up take on your raver cousin’s favorite fabric....
$ 328.00
Channel your inner Bunny MacDougal in Clara, a cardigan designed to make even the most old money of mother-in-laws drool! Cheery cherry-red tartan compliments a plush, just-fitted-enough 100% cotton knit,...
$ 238.00
We can thank Scotland for haggis, Shrek’s accent, and one hell of a plaid. Our newest Margaret skirt honors Caledonia’s cutest print with a classic crimson tartan on a super...
$ 398.00
Evoke an upscale flasher moment in Jane! We consulted the chicest counterfeit watch purveyors we could find for optimized lapel width, button size, and sheen. Cherry bomb red crinkled vinyl...