Holiday 2024

HELEN CREWNECK XS-3X

$ 198.00

Unless you're a Crocodile Dundee type, we guarantee this is the most comfortable you’ll ever be while covered in snakes! Our classic, colorful Snakes print comes to the cozy Helen...

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MEADOW JOGGER XS-3X

$ 178.00

Missed out on those wildlife birthday parties as a kid? We’re here to heal that wound! Our Meadow jogger sports a slim-but-not-skinny silhouette, elastic cuffs at the ankle, and a...

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ARI PJ SET

$ 198.00

Finally, a conversation piece for your sleep paralysis demon! Entertain lovers, roommates, and shadowy entities alike in Ari. This breezy set features a slightly boxy camp shirt and dolphin hem...

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LILLIAN TURTLENECK

$ 188.00

With its all-over farfalle and sheer mesh construction, Lillian promises dinner and a show! A modest long-sleeve turtleneck silhouette is balanced by a silky semi-opaque textile and a body-skimming fit,...

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MIKE PANT

$ 198.00

It’s been our mission since day one to cover your entire body in pasta; with our newest Mike, we’re one small step closer to that goal. An easy, eminently flattering...

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ROMAN ROBE

$ 228.00

Bring a certain playboy insouciance to your next Netflix binge, with Roman! A symphony of fresh vegetables from our best-selling Family Heirlooms print are back in a decadent cotton-silk voile,...

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LYDIA QUILTED BAG

$ 198.00

Our newest Lydia is an upscale homage to those trick peanut cans where you’re hit in the face with snakes: we kept the reptiles and ditched the betrayal! This take-anywhere...

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PASTA APRON

$ 68.00

“Kiss the cook” is fine, but we wanted to create an apron that inspired diners to get to third base. Enter the pasta apron, a printed denim pièce de résistance...

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LYDIA QUILTED BAG

$ 198.00

Lydia’s got all the glamor and none of the fish smell! Our signature caviar print is rendered in blue, black, and gold quilted poplin cotton to bring a bit of...

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STAN SWEATER

$ 348.00

There are a lot of perks to welcoming Stan into your home. Stan will most likely not rack up wild vet bills. Stan can easily accompany you anywhere without proof of emotional support. Stan will absolutely not shit on...

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COTTON RAINBOW COOKIE SWEATER

$ 328.00

Cake, yet cookie. Jammy, yet chocolatey. Sophisticated, yet brighter than a bottle of Heinz E-Z Squirt. The rainbow cookie asks us to forgo binaries and appreciate a full spectrum of...

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COFFEE CUP SWEATER PINK

$ 328.00

Like a saucy diner waitress, we revel in spewing profanity and bringing you another cup of joe. That's right: the coffee cup sweater is back–in pink! All the “Ay! I’m...

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SHERMAN PULLOVER

$ 348.00

Brussels Griffons: bearded, goblinesque, perfect. Humanity has its atrocities, but this breed ain’t one of ‘em. Honor these purse gargoyles in our newest pullover, which sports a nearly lifesize Griffon...

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ESPRESSO MARTINI SWEATER

$ 348.00

Finally: a wearable ode to the bon vivant’s Four Loko! This 100% fully fashioned knit lovingly renders the espresso martini in all its hypercaffeinated glory: the soft, slightly oversized intarsia...

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MARTINI MOCKNECK SWEATER

$ 328.00

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• If you’re hoping to embody a sensuous Frasier vibe this holiday season, look no further than our martini sweater! The obsidian knit and a mockneck silhouette lend an air of ‘90s intellectual chic to any look, while the martini intarsia screams “I’m the life of the party, and I don’t need an uncomfortable outfit to prove it.” There is something so incredibly powerful about showing up to a cocktail fête in a subtly striking sweater–plus, the mega-soft cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for wearing whilst passed out, taking you from liquid lunch to copy room nap with ease.

  - Black mockneck sweater with martini intarsia motif at chest
  - Metallic toothpick embroidery
  - Rib knit cuffs
  - Rolled edge at turtleneck and hem
  - 95% Cotton 5% Cashmere
  - Boxy, relaxed fit with dropped shoulder
  - Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
  - Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X

• A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.

  SIZE	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	1X	2X	3X
  CHEST (in.)	42	44	46	48	50	52	54 1/2	57	59 1/2
  BODY LENGTH (in.)	22 1/8	22 1/2	22 7/8	23 1/4	23 5/8	24	24 3/8	24 3/4	25 1/8

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MADDY DRESS

$ 285.00

It’s hard to believe that there was a time one’s phone didn’t evoke feelings of anxiety, obligation, and doom. The tactile pleasure of a telephone cord idly wrapped around one’s...

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ARTIE MAXI DRESS

$ 328.00

Got a wedding at 4 and a haunted manor showing at 7? We’ve got your back! At first glance, our Artie dress has all the storybook romance you know and...

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LOUISE DRESS

$ 243.00 $ 348.00

For too long, sequined mesh has been sidelined to the summer months. We say: no more! Our Louis dress offers a surprisingly grown-up take on your raver cousin’s favorite fabric....

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FLYNN JUMPSUIT

$ 278.00 $ 398.00

Flynn really is everything: fancy enough for the finest parties, comfortable enough for those who would rather be at home, get-naked-when-you-pee enough for the exhibitionist with taste. Rich emerald velvet...

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CLARA CARDIGAN

$ 229.00 $ 328.00

Channel your inner Bunny MacDougal in Clara, a cardigan designed to make even the most old money of mother-in-laws drool! Cheery cherry-red tartan compliments a plush, just-fitted-enough 100% cotton knit,...

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MARGARET KNIT SKIRT

$ 166.00 $ 238.00

We can thank Scotland for haggis, Shrek’s accent, and one hell of a plaid. Our newest Margaret skirt honors Caledonia’s cutest print with a classic crimson tartan on a super...

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JANE TRENCH

$ 278.00 $ 398.00

Evoke an upscale flasher moment in Jane! We consulted the chicest counterfeit watch purveyors we could find for optimized lapel width, button size, and sheen. Cherry bomb red crinkled vinyl...

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GWEN DRESS

$ 298.00

Our newest Gwen bravely endeavors to satisfy your craving for bowties two ways! A Sunday supper’s worth of farfalle floats across inky printed taffeta–which, let’s be real, is the fun...

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LILLIAN TURTLENECK

$ 178.00

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• Oysters have long been lauded as a sexy food; while others might rest on those laurels, we love a challenge–and so we took it upon ourselves to make the oyster even sexier. Enter our most beguiling Lillian yet: a silky sheer mesh top adorned with our signature seafood tower, overflowing with oysters, lobster, prawns and more. Lillian’s gossamer textile is balanced with a long-sleeved turtleneck silhouette, creating just enough plausible deniability that you can show off your boobs at any up-to-snuff holiday party. (For the more modest among us, it also looks phenomenal over a tank or bra.)

  - Long sleeve black mesh turtleneck
  - Contrast red lettuce edge detail at sleeve opening
  - 92% poly, 8% spandex
  - Original 'Seafood Tower' graphic by artist Hazel Lee Santino
  - Fits true to size
  - Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
  - Grace is 5'11" wearing a size XXL
  

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