$ 168.00
Embody your most crushed-upon summer camp counselor in Nikki, a perfect-weight denim short optimized for making out behind the archery range. An artfully frayed hemline shows off one’s gams, while a vision boards’ worth of vacation postcards brings new meaning to “sun’s out, buns out.” Slip over your favorite faded tee, or show your Parrot Head uncle who’s boss by pairing with the matching James top.
- Mid-rise jean short with frayed hem
- Zipper fly
- Traditional 5 pockets
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Postcards' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 288.00
Bring a sort of beguiling Victorian child vibe to any event in our newest Eliana! This full-bodied mini tank dress is smattered with fairy-tale vines, heady pink blooms, and hovering hummingbirds. Eliana’s slightly oversized fit makes it an ideal layering piece; slip on over a turtleneck, or wear alone to proudly project Hot Haunted Doll energy.
- Sleeveless mini tank dress with full pleated skirt
- Front scoop neckline
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Bleeding Hearts' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit, size up for looser fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 328.00
With a bustier-inspired structured top and a powder room’s worth of dainty tiled buttercups, Harper is a study in sophisticated sex appeal. The springy pastel palette, floaty skirt, and tea-length hemline are office-appropriate, while the sweetheart neckline and structural stitching at the bust say “Meet me in the copy room, stud.”
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original ivory 'Buttercup Tile' artwork by Melisa Dincer
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 228.00
Georgia is back and more Valley of the Dolls than ever! This cropped button-front wonder features the oversized collar and back ribbon-tie closure you know and love, plus an all-over buttercup tile print reminiscent of the powder room in which your grandma stored her good pills. Pair with the matching Sid skort and prepare to dominate your next croquet match, physically and socially.
- Sleeveless crop top with oversized ruffle collar and curved hem
- Button front closure with tie keyhole at back neck
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original ivory 'Buttercup Tile' artwork by Melisa Dincer
- Boxy fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 198.00
Be the highly Instagrammable bathroom you want to see in the world! With its grid of midcentury-inspired buttercups, our latest Sid skort wouldn’t look out of place in the toilettes of fun aunts and it-restaurants, sans the chemical sting of air freshener. A mid-rise fit and flirty front flap balances all those dreamy florals with a bit of sleaze, while the full crotch coverage beneath brings a veneer of ladylikeness to even the most lurid of leg splays.
- Mid-rise skort with contrast border detail at front
- Waistband with button tab and invisible side zip closure
- Back welt pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Wrap panel lined
- Original ivory 'Buttercup Tile' artwork by Melisa Dincer
- This style runs small, we recommend sizing up one full size
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 388.00
Reminiscent of the Lisbon sisters’ prom frocks in The Virgin Suicides, the Mia dress is a spectacle of 1990s-does-1890s tongue-in-cheek charm. Featuring a gently body-skimming fit, a romantic deep V neckline, and ethereal lacy trim along the sleeves and back, Mia will take you from winsomely chewing a pencil in class to chugging Southern Comfort under the bleachers with ease. What more could you ask from a date-night look?
- Body-skimming midi slip dress with flutter at shoulder and back
- Deep V-neckline at front and back
- Scalloped flutter with bird & flower embroidery
- Invisible side zip closure
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original pale blue 'Forget Me Not' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
- LuLu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 278.00
Crafts and overalls: two delights that have been relegated to toddlers for far too long. Heal your inner child–without sacrificing your outer adult’s hard-won good taste–in H.W., a wonder of an overall dotted with photorealistic pressed flowers. Whimsical blooms are balanced by H.W.’s robust cotton construction, polished hardware, and pockets that actually fit your phone.
- White printed denim overalls with adjustable suspenders
- Relaxed fit through hips
- Button closure at side seams
- Bib, hip, & back pockets
- Hammer loop & utility pockets at back legs
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Loria's Pressed Flowers' print created in collaboration with baker Loria Stern
- Relaxed fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 198.00
A patchwork of beach chairs and pool towels grace Keller’s bustier silhouette, casually tousled as if their tiny owners just dove into your cleavage. Our newest spring top’s structured bodice makes it a perfect choice for date night, while the adjustable spaghetti straps and 100% cotton twill construction promise to keep your pits fresh in even the most humid or awkward environments. For a playful take on the two-piece suit, we recommend the matching Rose pant.
- Fitted bustier crop top with sweatheart neckline
- Adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back
- Invisible side zip closure
- 100% Lightweight Cotton Twill
- Fully lined
- Original 'Beach Chairs' artwork by Wanda Rassam
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XL
$ 248.00
Dress like a seagull’s POV, in Rose! On our newest spring pant, birds-eye beach chairs bask on a plain of 100% cotton twill. While sadly bereft of delicious trash, Rose offers a wide-leg, high-waisted silhouette and flattering little front pleats. Toss on over a bikini for an instant put-together beach look, or go full gull by pairing with the Keller top and stealing your date’s fries.
- Pleated high-rise wide leg pant
- Waistband with belt loops, button, and zipper fly
- Front hip welt pockets & back faux flap pockets
- 100% Lightweight Cotton Twill
- Unlined
- Original 'Beach Chairs' artwork by Wanda Rassam
- If between sizes, we recommend sizing up
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 298.00
Limeade: chartreuse's more wearable neighbor and lemonade’s cooler cousin, the one who teaches you sex words and doodles masterpieces in Sharpie on your Converse sneakers. We’ve lovingly alchemized the refreshing exuberance of limeade into a wear-anywhere cardigan crafted from tactilely satisfying terry knit. Wear atop the complimentary Cupcake skort and bring sultry Chia Pet vibes to any function.
- Lime knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 228.00
With its coltish high-low hemline, luxe terry knit, and limesicle hue, the Cupcake skort is this season’s most fashionable way to avoid a publicly indecency charge. A stretchy pull-on construction is optimized for dressing and undressing with abandon, while scalloped edges add a dash of class to even the most passionate of disrobings. To better your odds of getting to the ripping-off-one’s-clothing stage, we highly recommend topping with the matching Cupcake cardigan.
- Lime knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 228.00
Renowned for its ability to flatter one’s legs while protecting one’s crotch, the Cupcake skort is now available in a balmy blue the color of morning sky, bubblegum ice cream, and the smoke at your problematic cousin’s gender reveal. (Although, in contrast, we’re proud to say no one is calling the fire department on the cupcake skort.) Pair with the matching Cupcake cardigan for some extremely comfy coordination.
- Light blue knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
The days of exerting dominance at your local mall’s food court are sadly gone, but mourn not: the Cupcake cardigan boldly invites you to once again harness the energy of the bitchiest teen at Sbarro! Crafted in a toothsome terry knit–reminiscent of a certain Y2K hot girl sweatsuit–this cardi possesses a contemporary cropped fit, pearly buttons, and a kittenish scalloped hem. Pair with the matching skort and shoplift from Icing by Claire’s in comfort and style!
- Light blue knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 298.00
Remember summer at the country club cafe, with no parents and an open tab? Us neither, but we imagine that must be lovely! Consider the next best thing: a resort-ready polo tank sporting a vibrant, vaguely suggestive banana split. (The best kind!) In addition to a mouth-watering motif, this creamy strawberry knit features a thick ribbed hem and contrast striping at the sleeves and collar.
- Pink sleeveless knit polo sweater
- Banana split motif at front chest
- Rib trim at armhole and hem
- Red stripe detail at collar and armhole edge
- 42% Cotton 38% Viscose 20% Alpaca Blend
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 348.00
Whether you need a new look for in-laws brunch or your next Challengers erotic role-play convention, Tashi is the romper for you! Fashioned from the perfect polo cotton in bright turf green, this one-stop showstopper features a flirty illusion skirt front, a V-neck, sporty white striped trim, and an embroidered tennis racket insignia. For a beguiling daytime date look, don Tashi with a pair of tennies and prepare your love puns.
- Green sleeveless knit polo romper with skort panel at front
- Chest pocket with tennis racket embroidery
- Rib trim at waist, armhole, and hem
- Contrast white stripe detailing
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 328.00
Our most vitamin-A infused cardigan yet offers a bounty of multi-hued heirloom carrots in our signature cozy, slightly cropped Ana silhouette. It may not help you see better, but it’ll certainly help you look better! Ana’s cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for fickle spring weather; layer over your favorite tee to withstand spring breezes and overzealous office ACs alike, or wear with nothing underneath and go from Mr. McGregor’s garden to Mr. McGregor’s bedroom with ease.
- Ivory cropped knit cardigan with rainbow carrots grid
- Dropped shoulder
- Faux horn buttons
- Rib trim at neckline, sleeve cuffs, and hem
- 95% Cotton 5% Cashmere
- Relaxed fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 198.00
Painters’ pants not painterly enough? Our newest Bruno updates the classic straight-leg, mid-rise jean with lemony brush strokes, making it sure to please even the most literal-minded of dressers. (Though it should be noted, you’re not required to paint while wearing them. All are welcome in these jeans.) Bruno’s flattering fit and highly pairable print are made even more special with thoughtful details such as perfectly sturdy denim, complimentary front panels, and a nifty little loop for your brushes–or, if you’re really serious about this art thing, a rolled-up beret.
- Mid-rise straight leg jean with carpenter detailing
- Zipper fly
- Traditional 5 pockets
- Front knee patches and hammer loop
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original yellow & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size 15
$ 288.00
Love a breeze around your undercarriage, and also a nice Brie? Have we got the dress for you! Our famed Howard dress–renowned for its dreamy babydoll silhouette and hint of sheerness at the bust–is now available in our best-selling Marie the Baguettes print. Slip Howard on with a chunky heel, tuck a baguette under your arm, and practice accepting compliments in French.
- Oversized sheer tent dress with pintuck bodice detail and short sleeves
- Button neckline closure
- Ruffle waist detail
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Skirt lined
- Original navy ground 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette border at skirt hem
- Size down for a shorter hem length
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 328.00
Beach umbrellas, Zebra gum, Hamburglars: all the chicest entities know stripes are in! The Harper dress humbly offers stripes three ways: swathes of kelly green cotton sateen are strategically placed both vertically and horizontally, and sea-blue contrast piping compliments the structured bodice and full skirt’s hemline. Throw on some flats and a pair of statement earrings and prepare to dazzle at your next brunch, breakup post-mortem, or PTA meeting.
- Midi dress with fitted bustier bodice and full A-line skirt
- Sweetheart neckline and adjustable spaghetti straps
- Smocking at back bodice
- Contrast dark blue & white stripe piping and straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Fully lined
- Original green & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 198.00
Finally: the elusive blue of post-popsicle tongue is now available for your ass! We kept Bruno’s painter’s pant design–complete with a mid-rise fit, front panels, and a handy legside loop for an Otter Pop on the go–and added slightly off-kilter stripes in a perfect spring blue. Pair with James in our Postcard print and a good pair of headphones, and turn even the sweatiest subway car into your own personal vacation.
- Mid-rise straight leg jean with carpenter detailing
- Zipper fly
- Traditional 5 pockets
- Front knee patches and hammer loop
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original blue & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 258.00
Fringed, fabulous, freedom for your thighs: Nancy’s got it all! Inspired by that darling of the dunes–the pastel-flaunting, long-shadow-casting, slightly bawdy beach umbrella–this mini dress is equally unafraid to draw attention: the very wearable color-blocked shift silhouette takes on main character energy with a scalloped hemline and swishy fringe trim. For the full effect, pair with a slender heel and a handful of sand in your ass crack.
- Pink & white umbrella striped mini shift dress
- Square neckline at front
- White piping between seams
- White twisted fringe along scalloped hem
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 298.00
A delicately embroidered seaside retreat: like Do Not Disturb for your boobs! Let everyone know you’ve got a great rack and a rich inner world with our 100% cotton shell sweater, featuring a blissfully isolated beach umbrella against a sandy backdrop. Perfect for layering or wearing alone, for reading a book at the swim-up bar or stealing the resort manager’s golf cart–wherever the night takes you, you’re sure to look your best.
- Ivory sleeveless cropped shell sweater
- Umbrella embroidery motif at front body with fringe
- Multi-colored trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL
$ 248.00
Dressing in a towel? Cute, but overdone. Dressing in an umbrella? That’s innovation, baby! We’re pleased to present the Umbrella short, an entirely new design–and an entirely new concept, we assume, though we haven’t confirmed with the patent office. This floaty, flattering short provides the coverage and style of your favorite seaside accessory but ditches the nylon in favor of a thick-but-breathable 100% cotton knit. Pair with an oversized button-down, or with the complimentary knit top for a look that says “It is I who sells sea shells down by the sea shore.”
- Blue & white striped knit short
- Flared leg opening
- Elastic rib waistband
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 228.00
Bring a certain playboy insouciance to your next Netflix binge, with Roman! A symphony of fresh vegetables from our best-selling Family Heirlooms print are back in a decadent cotton-silk voile, making this robe equally at home on the couch, a bodega run, or wandering the supermarket a lá the Dude. Elevate your favorite fraying panties and lounge in luxury, or wear Roman out as a chic (and sleep-coded) play on the dinner jacket.
- Kimono style robe with removable waist sash
- Green piping at collar, placket, sleeve cuffs, & hem panel
- 70% Cotton 30% Silk
- Unlined, excluding collar, placket, sleeve cuffs, & hem panel
- Original 'Family Heirlooms' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Loose, breezy fit
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