$ 250.00 $ 278.00
Our best-selling seafood tower dress is back–in pink! In our newest Gwen, a rosy picnic print plays backdrop to an embarrassment of briny riches. Sumptuous prawns, suggestive oysters, and a whole fucking lobster adorn a strappy mini with an A-line silhouette, adjustable spaghetti straps, and pleat detailing at the waist. Gwen looks great with sneakers and flats, but we recommend pairing with a fancy sandal and a magnum of champagne.
- A-line mini shift dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Very fitted at the bust and straight through the hips
- Pleat detail at waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Textured plaid dobby fabric
- 100% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Pink gingham tablecloth print with 'Seafood Tower' artwork placed at front body
- Original print artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Improved fit with straighter skirt for sizes 14-26
- Rav is 5'10" wearing a size 4, Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 16
$ 165.00 $ 275.00
Howard empowers you to channel your inner flamingo, preferably by eating a bunch of shrimp, screaming, and trying to stand on one leg. Cotton-silk voile lends a sleek, supremely soft feel to this boxy mini, while a flamboyance of flamingos ring its pink perimeter.
- Oversized sheer tent dress with pintuck bodice detail and short sleeves
- Button neckline closure
- Ruffle waist detail
- Side seam hip pockets
- Skirt lined
- Pink 'Flamboyance' flamingo border print by artist Julia Pott
- 70% Cotton 30% Silk
- Size down for a shorter hem length
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size XXL
- Mieke is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 208.00 $ 298.00
Let your sweater puppies play in a field of flowers! We’ve adapted our fan-favorite Loria’s Cookies print into a 100% cotton fully-fashioned knit covered in dreamy tactile treats. With a colorway vaguely reminiscent of the toothsome Play-Dohs of yore, contrast piping, and a flattering cropped silhouette, this sweater vest offers celebration for your rack and liberation for your pits. Be the artisanal dough you wish to see in the world!
- Sleeveless cropped ivory shell sweater
- Appliqued crochet flowers in 'cookie cutter' circles at front body
- Multi-colored trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Inspired by baker Loria Stern's edible flower cookies
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit
- Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X, Rav is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 208.00 $ 298.00
Throw out all your belts during spring cleaning? Have no fear–with Goldie, your pants will always stay up! This handy lil’ jumpsuit features a layerable sleeveless silhouette, a flattering straight leg, and front pockets for your change, chapstick and condoms. The utilitarian blue denim says “Don’t fuck with me,” while the all-over pressed flower print says “But do fuck me.” Say it with flowers, eh?
- Sleeveless printed blue denim jumpsuit with trucker jacket detailing
- Fitted through bodice & hip, and straight through leg
- Button front & zipper fly
- Chest, hip & back pockets
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Loria's Pressed Flowers' print created in collaboration with baker Loria Stern
- Body-hugging fit.
- This style runs small, we recommend sizing up one to two sizes depending on how you'd like it to fit
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size 4
$ 194.00 $ 278.00
What may appear, at first, to be a pastel field of flowers is in fact something far more romantic: butter! A dozen Dennys’ worth of tiny toothsome butter pats dot our H.W. overalls. This print is dreamy, to be sure, but these bad boys are made for the real world: H.W.’s robust low-stretch denim is complimented by bib, hip, and back utility pockets, and even a loop for your hammer (or, if you’re enterprising, more butter).
- Ivory printed denim overalls with adjustable suspenders
- Relaxed fit through hips
- Button closure at side seams
- Bib, hip, & back pockets
- Hammer loop & utility pockets at back legs
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Butter' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Yasmine is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 150.00 $ 185.00
We’re dipping a toe…into swim! Introducing the first-ever piece of RA swim, the prawn one piece! Have you always been able to swim in RA? Sure. Will it be infinitely more comfortable in an actual swimsuit? Abso-fucking-lutely
Details:
-One-piece v-neck shrimp swimsuit with adjustable straps
- Scooped open back neckline
- Removable soft bust cups
- Cheeky bottom coverage
- 80% Nylon, 20% Spandex
- Original Prawns print by artist Charlotte Minnett
- Models are 5'10" wearing size XS and 5'11" wearing size XXL
- Made in the USA
- Please refer to our standard size guide for measurements
$ 138.00 $ 198.00
Is there any greater diner’s delight than a fancy butter pat? It’s like a brooch for the table! Adrian’s relaxed bowling shirt silhouette is balanced by a prissy little heart pocket and covered in artisanally sculpted butter. Tuck into high-waisted shorts, wear unbuttoned over a lacy chemise, or go high fashion and high cholesterol with the matching H.W. overalls.
- Ivory short sleeve cropped bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Heart-shaped chest pocket with lace trim
- 100% Cotton sateen
- Original 'Butter' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Yasmine is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 138.00 $ 198.00
Our inbox is stuffed with demands for more beans. “Where are the beans?” you ask, in an endless drone of desire. “What about the beans?” James is here to answer your prayers and get you off our fucking backs. Bedecked in a spread of seeds that would seduce any beanstalk-dwelling giant, James is the soft, slightly boxy cotton camp shirt you know and love–plus beans. Need we say more? Now get shopping and stop emailing about the beans!
- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 100% Cotton seersucker
- Original 'Especially the Beans' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 110.00 $ 158.00
Green beans, pink beans, purple beans, short beans, long beans…your ass has been bereft of them all, until today! Our classic Dorinda short features plush French terry, a not-too-short-not-too-long 7-inch inseam, and a body-hugging silhouette. Pair with an oversized t-shirt for cozy errands-running, or pair with the James shirt for a look that says “Yes, I’m wearing a summer suit of beans.”
- French terry bike short with double-layer waistband
- Sits at natural waist - 7" inseam
- Original 'Especially the Beans' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Body-hugging fit
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S
$ 187.00 $ 268.00
Hubba hubba! Frankie shows a lot of leg and a lot of tomato, just as god intended. Stretch denim offers just the right amount of structure and a body-hugging fit, while the all-over Family Heirlooms print provides a touch of sophistication. Endlessly wearable at the club and the county fair alike, it’s the perfect piece for anywhere you want to get naked to pee.
Sold Out $ 328.00
Molding: bad for bread, great for interior design! Puns aside, there’s something beautiful about adding a bit of whimsy to your walls, just because. We aim to evoke that same sense of giddy decadence with India. Luxe enough for a romantic night out yet effortless enough for a post-romantic-night toilet paper and cat food run, India boasts delicate molding stripes, a dancerly silhouette, a stretchy jersey top and and a flowing voile skirt that just begs you to spin and/or flash as needed. Pair with tennies or a playful platform for a pointe shoes-worthy balance of comfort and glamor.
- Blue strapless tea-length dress with fitted bodice and full skirt$ 164.00 $ 328.00
Finally–a sweater tee with raunch! Corrupt your next casual Friday with our Varsity Blues sweater. This plush alpaca-blend knit is enhanced by two three-dimensional whipped cream pasties, making it perfect for girls’ night, date night, or taunting your local heart-eyes-popping-out wolf. Pair with the Sid skort to achieve that oft-yearned-for perfect balance of comfy and slutty. Awoooga!
- Pale pink fitted pullover sweater with short raglan sleeves
- Whipped cream applique swirls with cherry center
- High crew neckline
- Alpaca blend
- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Astrid is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X
$ 200.00 $ 288.00
Dress like the Victorian ghost child you are! Eliana promises to bring an air of gothic girliness to even the most basic of resort vacations. Breathable Cotton-silk voile boasts a hint of sheen and floats if you spin fast enough (great for those who possess beautiful undergarments). Eliana’s simple sleeveless silhouette makes this piece endlessly versatile, while the oversized bow detailing ensures you’ll never look boring. Pair with a ballet flat for look that screams “Wait 'til Papa hears about this,” or throw Eliana on over a sheer turtleneck and a pair of Docs, hit the bar, and tell everyone you’re dying of consumption.
- Sleeveless white dress with full pleated skirt
- Front scoop neckline with contrast white satin bow applique
- Side seam hip pockets
- 70% Cotton 30% Silk
- Fully lined
- Relaxed fit, size up for looser fit
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size 4, Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 278.00 $ 398.00
Evoke an upscale flasher moment in Jane! We consulted the chicest counterfeit watch purveyors we could find for optimized lapel width, button size, and sheen. Cherry bomb red crinkled vinyl brings a certain erotic Carmen San Diego energy to any event, while a slim fit brings this classic silhouette into the 21st century. A mid-calf hemline tempers Jane’s sleaze—though we encourage adding your own!
- Classic double-breasted belted trenchcoat in red crinkled vinyl
- Adjustable belt with slider hardware
- Button tab shoulder epaulettes
- Adjustable belt detail at sleeve cuffs
- Front & back storm flaps
- 100% PU
- Fully lined
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
$ 136.00 $ 195.00
A flavorful pocket that compliments the main event-- is a tote not a bit like a cocktail olive? Commit to the metaphor, with Lydia! Our 100% poplin cotton tote sports ever-so-slightly-puffy quilting and an all-over Filthy Martini print, for those who enjoy parties and practicality in equal measure.
Details:$ 295.00 $ 328.00
Got a wedding at 4 and a haunted manor showing at 7? We’ve got your back! At first glance, our Artie dress has all the storybook romance you know and love: a maiden-esque deep square neckline, sheer mesh sleeves, dramatic floor-sweeping hemline and all-over winter floral pattern. Closer inspection, however, reveals something far more interesting: lungs, hearts, and some shockingly elegant entrails are dispersed amongst the usual roses and peonies. The effect is modern, macabre, and sure to impress and/or insult all the right people.
- Long sleeve body-skimming floor-length dress in printed mesh
- Square neckline
- Front and back princess seams
- 92% Poly, 8% Spandex
- Stretch body lining
- Original 'Organ Garden' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X
$ 268.00 $ 298.00
Our newest Gwen bravely endeavors to satisfy your craving for bowties two ways! A Sunday supper’s worth of farfalle floats across inky printed taffeta–which, let’s be real, is the fun friend of fabrics–while silky ribbon bows dot each adjustable spaghetti strap. A body-skimming A-line fit and structured bust complete the look; simply add a ballet flat or a bitchy platform, and you’re on your way. Part nineties vixen, part nona’s kitchen, all-you-can-eat style!
- A-line mini shift dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Very fitted at the bust and straight through the hips
- Pleat detail at waist
- Yellow bows at front straps
- Invisible side zip closure
- 100% Polyester Taffeta
- Fully lined
- Original 'Pasta' artwork by Charlotte Minnett
- Runs small, size up if between sizes
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size 4
$ 160.00 $ 178.00
Finally: a turtleneck that’s not afraid to break curfew! Our Pink Things print is an homage to the sanctity of the teen bedroom, featuring tampons, frocks, flip phones, and framed photos of seventh-grade Rachel. What better way to showcase Pink Things than with Lillian, a sheer turtleneck that balances sass and sex appeal even better than a game of suck and blow? Tuck Lillian into our Bruno pant, glide on your stickiest lip gloss, and sneak out your bedroom window knowing you look bitchin’.
- All-over printed long sleeve mesh turtleneck
- 92% poly, 8% spandex
- Original 'Pink Things' collage print by artist Minna Gilligan
- Fits true to size
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Yasmine is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 160.00 $ 178.00
Talk about a classic beauty! Venus de Fido is a Botticelli-inspired celebration of painterly pups, complete with romantic roses, cherubic terriers, and regal seashell-riding hounds. We’ve paired this ethereal print with our fan-favorite Lillian Turtleneck, a dreamy long-sleeved turtleneck in silky sheer mesh. Pair with the Bruno jean and a sleek ponytail for a going-out look that’s equal parts chic and comfy.
- All-over printed long sleeve mesh turtleneck
- 92% poly, 8% spandex
- Original 'Venus de Fido' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Fits true to size
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Yasmine is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 268.00 $ 298.00
Squishy, special, best enjoyed with a glass of champagne: we could be talking about caviar, we could be talking about your boobs. Why not celebrate both with our newest Lilly, a body-skimming party dress featuring silky mesh construction, sheer sleeves, and an oligarch’s pantry’s worth of caviar tins. Pair with an over-the-knee boot for effortless decadence, or with a gilded heel and a tiny purse to put the Mother in mother of pearl.
- Fitted long-sleeved turtleneck mini dress in printed mesh
- Stretch body lining
- 92% Polyester 8% Spandex
- Original 'Caviar' artwork by Charlotte Minnett
- Fits true to size
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X
$ 385.00 $ 428.00
Hate that you can’t show bare ass in winter? We’ve got the puffer for you! Our best-selling Parker silhouette gets the ol’ nudie treatment with our classic Manhunt print, featuring lunching ladies, frisky pups, and plenty of naked men. Plush down-alternative fill keeps you snuggled up, while the boxy, slightly cropped fit adds an element of cool.
- Quilted puffer jacket with poly down fill
- Zip front closure with grosgrain ribbon zipper pull
- Front welt pockets
- 100% Polyester Taffeta
- Original 'Manhunt Toile' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Slightly oversized fit
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X
$ 313.00 $ 348.00
Brussels Griffons: bearded, goblinesque, perfect. Humanity has its atrocities, but this breed ain’t one of ‘em. Honor these purse gargoyles in our newest pullover, which sports a nearly lifesize Griffon in booties–booties!--on a feather-soft navy alpaca blend knit.
- Fitted raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater
- Brussels griffon dog motif at chest
- Alpaca blend
- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Rav is 5'9" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'8" wearing a size 1X
$ 313.00 $ 348.00
There are a lot of perks to welcoming Stan into your home. Stan will most likely not rack up wild vet bills. Stan can easily accompany you anywhere without proof of emotional support. Stan will absolutely not shit on your couch. Give Stan a home, won't you?
- Designed in collaboration with Nuuly
- Fitted raglan sleeve high neck pullover sweater
- Italian Greyhound dog motif at chest
- 78% Cotton, 22% Alpaca Blend
- Shrunken fit, size up for a more relaxed fit
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X
$ 136.00 $ 195.00
Our filthiest print meets our favorite PJ set to make the coziest power couple. You can go from evening martinis to dream martinis. Enter Sandman.
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Suite #175,
Brooklyn, NY 11201
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