Spring/Summer 2025

LOLA DRESS

$ 268.00

Big Beanstalk strikes again: the magical fruit’s agenda to fill your wardrobe with beans is one step closer to completion with Lola, a wear-anywhere A-line mini dotted with our best-selling Especially the Beans print. Lola’s thigh-grazing hemline is balanced by a high neckline, and functional pockets fit up to 200 unsoaked garbanzos.

- Mini shift dress with button keyhole at back neck
- Side seam hip pockets
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Especially the Beans' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S

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REESE DRESS

$ 328.00

Releasing birds at a wedding: impractical and inhumane. Wearing birds to a wedding: stunning, unexpected, much preferred by birds. Our most colorful cocktail dress yet, Reese’s tony high-neck silhouette is brightened by a clutch of kissing cockatoos. A jersey-sateen blend offers a luxe feel and just a whisper of stretch, while an architectural gathered waist and ankle-length hem balance structure with romance.

- Sleeveless long maxi dress in combo pink & orange printed fabrics
- Crew neck and racer-back bodice
- Curved waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Side seam hip pockets
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 100% Cotton Sateen
- Original 'Cockatoos' artwork by Brittani Arkin
- Lula is 5'11" wearing a size S

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JAMES SHIRT

$ 198.00

If a post card is a tool to induce jealousy–”Look how much fun we’re having!”–then allow us to double your fun with James, a breezy, boxy button-up camp shirt that can’t help but incite sartorial envy. Tucked into cutoffs or jauntily knotted at the waist, this endlessly versatile top has more staying power than a forever stamp.

- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 100% Cotton Seersucker
- Original 'Postcards' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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LIZZIE JACKET

$ 288.00

Our chronically sold-out Marie the Baguettes print makes its sensational return in the Lizzie jacket. The perfect transitional piece is now covered in charcuterie with enough pockets for everyone's phones at the picnic.

- Printed denim shirt jacket with oversized collar
- Zip front closure with snap front storm flap
- Quilted front patch pockets, elbow patches, and storm flap
- 99% Cotton 1% Lycra
- Original 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette artwork at storm flap and sleeve cuffs
- Fits true to size
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size 1X

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MADISON SLICKER

$ 298.00

“Slicker” is a deceptively sexy word; it conjures the illicit smoothness of wet material and the quaint depravity of an old-fashioned flasher. Madison is both an ode to the slicker’s erotic potential and a highly practical way to protect oneself from all manner of showers. Figs, olives, oranges and more sprawl across a sheer raincoat–so you can show off what’s underneath–complete with resplendent baguette trim down the front. Snap buttons and oversized pockets ensure this piece is both fanciful and function.

- Midi length rain slicker with drawcord hood
- Snap front closure
- Patch pockets with snap closure flaps
- Mini patch pocket on left sleeve
- Underarm grommets for ventilation
- 100% PU, contains no PFA's
- Original 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette artwork at front placket and sleeve cuffs
- Straight, relaxed fit. If between sizes, size down.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S

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HOWARD DRESS

$ 288.00

Love a breeze around your undercarriage, and also a nice Brie? Have we got the dress for you! Our famed Howard dress–renowned for its dreamy babydoll silhouette and hint of sheerness at the bust–is now available in our best-selling Marie the Baguettes print. Slip Howard on with a chunky heel, tuck a baguette under your arm, and practice accepting compliments in French.

- Oversized sheer tent dress with pintuck bodice detail and short sleeves
- Button neckline closure
- Ruffle waist detail
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Skirt lined
- Original navy ground 'Marie the Baguettes' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Baguette border at skirt hem
- Size down for a shorter hem length
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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MINNIE DRESS

$ 278.00

We don’t doubt that your rack always projects the message, “Wish you were here,” but just in case: enter Minnie, a paradise of postcards strewn across a spaghetti-strapped mini dress. Let Minnie’s ruched neckline, keyhole cutout, and body-hugging silhouette take you from beach to bar to bar bathroom with the bartender!

- Fitted mini dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Sweatheart neckline with 'peek-a-bow' knot and keyhole at bust
- Smocking at back bodice
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Postcards' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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NORA ROMPER

$ 278.00

Need to be at ballet rehearsal at 3 and at the lido deck by 7? Fear not! With its sporty leotard-inspired top, fluttering skirt, and all-over painterly pineapples, the Nora romper is a beachy balletcore beauty. Beneath a silk voile skirt, built-in shorts ensure you’ll look great and stay covered while dancing, stretching, or swimming to shore after falling over the rails of the Princess Cruise. You’ll master the Titanic pose someday!

- Fitted unitard with above-the-knee leg and removable flowy wrap skirt
- Front V-neck and low back scoop neck
- Adjustable spaghetti straps
- Bodice: 95% Cotton 5% Spandex
- Skirt: 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Original blue ground 'Blue Pineapples' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S

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JENNY SHIRTDRESS

$ 258.00

Dress like the 1970s swinger you hope your parents weren’t! With a high hemline and a come-hither blue pineapple pattern, the Jenny dress playfully subverts the oft-prude shirtdress silhouette. Contrast striped trim and a detachable waist-tie–or blind fold, up to you–only add to the fun. Wear Jenny with a wedge sandal for a no-brainer date look, or with sneakers to sex up your daily bodega run.

- Button front shirtdress with dolman sleeves
- Curved shirttail hem
- Contrast striped front placket, sleeve cuffs, and removable belt
- Side seam pockets
- 100% Cotton Sateen
- Unlined
- Original white ground 'Blue Pineapples' artwork by Jemma Coffey
- Original blue & white 'Painted Over' stripe artwork by Hazel
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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CAVIAR TANK

$ 198.00

Love wearing caviar, hate it sticking in your belly button? We’ve got the top for you! More sartorially savvy and far less stinky than the real thing, our newest spring tank sports a larger-than-life caviar tin intarsia, a body-skimming fit, and chunky contrast piping along the straps and neckline. Tuck into high-waisted shorts for a breezy beach party look, or pair with the matching Caviar skirt for the ultimate in salt-packed sophistication.

- Black fitted knit tank with caviar intarsia motif at chest
- Contrast blue and white neck and straps
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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CAVIAR SKIRT

$ 238.00

Put the “tin” in flirting with the fanciest fish you’ll wear all season! The Caviar skirt is a high-hemline play on our best-selling caviar tin motif, featuring a curve-hugging mini silhouette trimmed with a Russian tea room’s worth of caviar tins. The 100% fully fashioned cotton knit is a perfect blend of stretchy and thick, making this piece an easy choice for dancing, dining, and butterfly crunches. We recommend pairing with the Caviar tank and a frosty shot of vodka.

- Black fitted knit skirt with caviar motifs along hem
- Scalloped hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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REBECCA DRESS

$ 298.00

We’re always saying: dazzle ‘em with salad! On our newest Rebecca dress, a sumptuous, slightly psychedelic bounty of bitter radicchio and bright citrus tumble across decadent cotton-silk voile. In addition to approximately 30 daily servings of fruits and vegetables, you’ll find an ankle-skimming hemline, delicate straps, an open back, and a removable oversized bow (that also looks great affixed to your purse or your ponytail, by the by). Wear alone to entrance your local nutritionist, or don under the matching James button-up and truly become a feast for the senses.

- Flowy sleeveless voile midi dress with gathered skirt
- X-back adjustable spaghetti straps
- Open back with removable oversized bow at waist
- Side seam hip pockets
- 30% Silk 70% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original 'Radicchio & Citrus' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S

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JAMES SHIRT

$ 198.00

Salad in your pocket: bad. Salad on your pocket: fashion! Take your favorite greens wherever you go without smelling like vinaigrette, in James. This boxy camp shirt boasts a breezy fit, a handy front pocket, and enough jewel-toned painted vegetables to put the Dutch Masters to shame.

- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 100% Cotton Seersucker
- Original 'Radicchio & Citrus' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

$ 298.00

Limeade: chartreuse's more wearable neighbor and lemonade’s cooler cousin, the one who teaches you sex words and doodles masterpieces in Sharpie on your Converse sneakers. We’ve lovingly alchemized the refreshing exuberance of limeade into a wear-anywhere cardigan crafted from tactilely satisfying terry knit. Wear atop the complimentary Cupcake skort and bring sultry Chia Pet vibes to any function.

- Lime knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Laura is 5'10" wearing a size S

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CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

$ 228.00

With its coltish high-low hemline, luxe terry knit, and limesicle hue, the Cupcake skort is this season’s most fashionable way to avoid a publicly indecency charge. A stretchy pull-on construction is optimized for dressing and undressing with abandon, while scalloped edges add a dash of class to even the most passionate of disrobings. To better your odds of getting to the ripping-off-one’s-clothing stage, we highly recommend topping with the matching Cupcake cardigan.

- Lime knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S

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CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

$ 298.00

The days of exerting dominance at your local mall’s food court are sadly gone, but mourn not: the Cupcake cardigan boldly invites you to once again harness the energy of the bitchiest teen at Sbarro! Crafted in a toothsome terry knit–reminiscent of a certain Y2K hot girl sweatsuit–this cardi possesses a contemporary cropped fit, pearly buttons, and a kittenish scalloped hem. Pair with the matching skort and shoplift from Icing by Claire’s in comfort and style!

- Light blue knit terry fitted cropped cardigan with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing around collar and down front placket
- Pearl buttons
- Rib trim at sleeve cuffs and hem
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Theresa is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

$ 228.00

Renowned for its ability to flatter one’s legs while protecting one’s crotch, the Cupcake skort is now available in a balmy blue the color of morning sky, bubblegum ice cream, and the smoke at your problematic cousin’s gender reveal. (Although, in contrast, we’re proud to say no one is calling the fire department on the cupcake skort.) Pair with the matching Cupcake cardigan for some extremely comfy coordination.

- Light blue knit terry fitted knit skort with contrast ivory trim
- Scallop detailing at skort panel and hem
- Elastic rib waistband
- Faux back pocket
- 100% Cotton
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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NANCY DRESS

$ 258.00

Fringed, fabulous, freedom for your thighs: Nancy’s got it all! Inspired by that darling of the dunes–the pastel-flaunting, long-shadow-casting, slightly bawdy beach umbrella–this mini dress is equally unafraid to draw attention: the very wearable color-blocked shift silhouette takes on main character energy with a scalloped hemline and swishy fringe trim. For the full effect, pair with a slender heel and a handful of sand in your ass crack.

- Pink & white umbrella striped mini shift dress
- Square neckline at front
- White piping between seams
- White twisted fringe along scalloped hem
- Invisible side zip closure
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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UMBRELLA SHELL SWEATER

$ 298.00

A delicately embroidered seaside retreat: like Do Not Disturb for your boobs! Let everyone know you’ve got a great rack and a rich inner world with our 100% cotton shell sweater, featuring a blissfully isolated beach umbrella against a sandy backdrop. Perfect for layering or wearing alone, for reading a book at the swim-up bar or stealing the resort manager’s golf cart–wherever the night takes you, you’re sure to look your best.

- Ivory sleeveless cropped shell sweater
- Umbrella embroidery motif at front body with fringe
- Multi-colored trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit.
- Mira is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Lulu is 5'7" wearing a size XXL

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Spring/Summer 2025

LOLA DRESS

REESE DRESS

SYLVIE CUPCAKE MINI DRESS

SYLVIE CUPCAKE MINI DRESS

PIPPA SHELL SWEATER

SHANNEN SKORT

JAMES SHIRT

LIZZIE JACKET

MIKE WIDE LEG PANT

MADISON SLICKER

HOWARD DRESS

MINNIE DRESS

NORA ROMPER

JENNY SHIRTDRESS

CAVIAR TANK

CAVIAR SKIRT

REBECCA DRESS

JAMES SHIRT

CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

NANCY DRESS

UMBRELLA SHELL SWEATER