Summer 2024

ELIANA DRESS

$ 200.00 $ 288.00

Dress like the Victorian ghost child you are! Eliana promises to bring an air of gothic girliness to even the most basic of resort vacations. Breathable Cotton-silk voile boasts a hint of sheen and floats if you spin fast enough (great for those who possess beautiful undergarments). Eliana’s simple sleeveless silhouette makes this piece endlessly versatile, while the oversized bow detailing ensures you’ll never look boring. Pair with a ballet flat for look that screams “Wait 'til Papa hears about this,” or throw Eliana on over a sheer turtleneck and a pair of Docs, hit the bar, and tell everyone you’re dying of consumption.

- Sleeveless white dress with full pleated skirt 
- Front scoop neckline with contrast white satin bow applique
- Side seam hip pockets
- 70% Cotton 30% Silk
- Fully lined
- Relaxed fit, size up for looser fit
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size 4, Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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GWEN DRESS

$ 278.00

Our best-selling seafood tower dress is back–in pink! In our newest Gwen, a rosy picnic print plays backdrop to an embarrassment of briny riches. Sumptuous prawns, suggestive oysters, and a whole fucking lobster adorn a strappy mini with an A-line silhouette, adjustable spaghetti straps, and pleat detailing at the waist. Gwen looks great with sneakers and flats, but we recommend pairing with a fancy sandal and a magnum of champagne.

- A-line mini shift dress with adjustable spaghetti straps
- Very fitted at the bust and straight through the hips
- Pleat detail at waist
- Invisible side zip closure
- Textured plaid dobby fabric
- 100% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Pink gingham tablecloth print with 'Seafood Tower' artwork placed at front body
- Original print artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Improved fit with straighter skirt for sizes 14-26
- Rav is 5'10" wearing a size 4, Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 16

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SPRITZ ONE PIECE

$ 188.00

The philosophically inclined might muse that the one-piece is the spritz of bathing suits. As warm-weather treasures that tow the line between modesty and gleeful abandon, both the spritz and the one-piece are a study in playful sophistication. This not-at-all-convoluted metaphor comes alive with our newest swimsuit! A gargantuan glass of the good stuff is complemented by picnic-checked Lycra and cheeky straw-print trim. Pair with sandals and sunnies to bring some star power to your next poolside hangover nap!

- One piece v-neck swimsuit with adjustable straps
- Scooped open back neckline
- Removable soft bust cups
- Cheeky bottom coverage
- 90% Polyester 10% Elastane
- Fully lined
- Contrast red and white 'Straw Stripe' trim and straps
- Light blue gingham tablecloth print with 'Spritz' artwork placed at front body
- Original print artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S, Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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LORIA KNIT SHELL SWEATER

$ 208.00 $ 298.00

Let your sweater puppies play in a field of flowers! We’ve adapted our fan-favorite Loria’s Cookies print into a 100% cotton fully-fashioned knit covered in dreamy tactile treats. With a colorway vaguely reminiscent of the toothsome Play-Dohs of yore, contrast piping, and a flattering cropped silhouette, this sweater vest offers celebration for your rack and liberation for your pits. Be the artisanal dough you wish to see in the world!

- Sleeveless cropped ivory shell sweater
- Appliqued crochet flowers in 'cookie cutter' circles at front body
- Multi-colored trim at armholes & neckline
- 100% Cotton
- Inspired by baker Loria Stern's edible flower cookies
- Shrunken fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit
- Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X, Rav is 5'10" wearing a size S

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FRANKIE ROMPER

$ 187.00 $ 268.00

Hubba hubba! Frankie shows a lot of leg and a lot of tomato, just as god intended. Stretch denim offers just the right amount of structure and a body-hugging fit, while the all-over Family Heirlooms print provides a touch of sophistication. Endlessly wearable at the club and the county fair alike, it’s the perfect piece for anywhere you want to get naked to pee.

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HOWARD DRESS

$ 200.00 $ 288.00

Now that tinned fish is rightfully renowned as a hot person snack, we thought it deserved to be a hot person outfit choice as well. Envelope yourself in sardines with our newest Howard, which sports a mouthwatering multitude of colorful tins in a sea of black cotton-silk voile. With a breezy babydoll silhouette and slightly oversized fit, Howard will take you from the docks (wholesome) to the docks (sinister) with aplomb!

- Oversized sheer tent dress with pintuck bodice detail and short sleeves
- Button neckline closure
- Ruffle waist detail
- Side seam hip pockets
- 70% Cotton 30% Silk
- Skirt lined
- Original black 'Sardine Tins' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Size down for a shorter hem length
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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JAMES SHIRT

$ 138.00 $ 198.00

Our inbox is stuffed with demands for more beans. “Where are the beans?” you ask, in an endless drone of desire. “What about the beans?” James is here to answer your prayers and get you off our fucking backs. Bedecked in a spread of seeds that would seduce any beanstalk-dwelling giant, James is the soft, slightly boxy cotton camp shirt you know and love–plus beans. Need we say more? Now get shopping and stop emailing about the beans!

- Short sleeve seersucker bowling shirt with camp collar neckline
- Slightly dropped shoulder
- Chest pocket
- 100% Cotton seersucker
- Original 'Especially the Beans' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Relaxed fit
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S
- Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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DORINDA BIKE SHORT

$ 110.00 $ 158.00

Green beans, pink beans, purple beans, short beans, long beans…your ass has been bereft of them all, until today! Our classic Dorinda short features plush French terry, a not-too-short-not-too-long 7-inch inseam, and a body-hugging silhouette. Pair with an oversized t-shirt for cozy errands-running, or pair with the James shirt for a look that says “Yes, I’m wearing a summer suit of beans.”

- French terry bike short with double-layer waistband
- Sits at natural waist - 7" inseam
- Original 'Especially the Beans' artwork by Hazel Lee Santino
- Body-hugging fit
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size S

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LOLA SHIFT DRESS

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Snake in the grass: scary. Snake on a dress: sexy! Lola brings the heat in both form and function with a mini hemline, breezy shift silhouette, and a veritable reptile house’s worth of colorful snakes. For a sinfully easy evening look, add a pair of espadrilles and a smear of lipstick and prepare to turn heads. “Red next to yellow is a dangerous fellow; me next to you is a dream come true.” The pick-up lines write themselves!

- Mini shift dress with button keyhole at back neck
- Side seam hip pockets
- Linen blend fabric
- 52% Linen 48% Cotton
- Fully lined
- Original natural ground 'Snakes' artwork by Charlotte Minnett
- Mackenzie is 5'10" wearing a size 4, Kendra is 5'9" wearing a size 1X

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