MATILDA TURTLENECK SWEATER

If you’re hoping to embody a sensuous Frasier vibe this holiday season, look no further than our martini sweater! The obsidian knit and a mockneck silhouette lend an air of ‘90s intellectual chic to any look, while the martini intarsia screams “I’m the life of the party, and I don’t need an uncomfortable outfit to prove it.” There is something so incredibly powerful about showing up to a cocktail fête in a subtly striking sweater–plus, the mega-soft cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for wearing whilst passed out, taking you from liquid lunch to copy room nap with ease.

You already carry it in your purse–why not wear it over your heart? Tell everyone you’ve got a taste for danger in our hot sauce sweater! Our homage to your favorite everything-enhancer is lovingly rendered in a cozy alpaca blend knit with a high neck and rib trim, ensuring you’ll be both comfortably and fashionably attired at your next Hot Ones interview. (Those studios get drafty!) We can’t explain why, but this sweater also seems like a good way to pick up firemen, if that’s your thing–just throw on over a Mike pant and prepare a few “five alarm” entendres.

Trick your body into waking up refreshed by covering your PJs in coffee cups! Note: this statement has not been approved by the American Medical Association, which remains no fun at all. Our fan-favorite Susie PJ sports a short-sleeved silhouette in breathable 100% cotton seersucker–making it perfect for both hot and cool sleepers–plus drawstring pants that are secure enough for a walk to the bodega yet easy to wrangle off in the middle of the night. (Restless sleepers, rejoice!) Subtle charcoal pinstripes are dotted with NYC’s iconic bodega coffee cups in various states of being sipped or spilled, for a truly authentic experience.