CHRISTINA DRESS 0-26

If you’re hoping to embody a sensuous Frasier vibe this holiday season, look no further than our martini sweater! The obsidian knit and a mockneck silhouette lend an air of ‘90s intellectual chic to any look, while the martini intarsia screams “I’m the life of the party, and I don’t need an uncomfortable outfit to prove it.” There is something so incredibly powerful about showing up to a cocktail fête in a subtly striking sweater–plus, the mega-soft cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for wearing whilst passed out, taking you from liquid lunch to copy room nap with ease.

You already carry it in your purse–why not wear it over your heart? Tell everyone you’ve got a taste for danger in our hot sauce sweater! Our homage to your favorite everything-enhancer is lovingly rendered in a cozy alpaca blend knit with a high neck and rib trim, ensuring you’ll be both comfortably and fashionably attired at your next Hot Ones interview. (Those studios get drafty!) We can’t explain why, but this sweater also seems like a good way to pick up firemen, if that’s your thing–just throw on over a Mike pant and prepare a few “five alarm” entendres.

Oysters have long been lauded as a sexy food; while others might rest on those laurels, we love a challenge–and so we took it upon ourselves to make the oyster even sexier. Enter our most beguiling Lillian yet: a silky sheer mesh top adorned with our signature seafood tower, overflowing with oysters, lobster, prawns and more. Lillian’s gossamer textile is balanced with a long-sleeved turtleneck silhouette, creating just enough plausible deniability that you can show off your boobs at any up-to-snuff holiday party. (For the more modest among us, it also looks phenomenal over a tank or bra.)