KNITS

BREAD AND BUTTER TANK

$ 198.00

Melt-in-your-mouth milkmaid magnificence! The Bread & Butter tank’s cotton-cashmere knit takes you from day to night, farm to table, and supermarket aisle to supermodel afterparty with ease. Baguette-inspired knit trim...

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ANA CARDIGAN

$ 328.00

Our most vitamin-A infused cardigan yet offers a bounty of multi-hued heirloom carrots in our signature cozy, slightly cropped Ana silhouette. It may not help you see better, but it’ll...

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CAVIAR TANK

$ 198.00

Love wearing caviar, hate it sticking in your belly button? We’ve got the top for you! More sartorially savvy and far less stinky than the real thing, our newest spring...

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CAVIAR SKIRT

$ 238.00

Put the “tin” in flirting with the fanciest fish you’ll wear all season! The Caviar skirt is a high-hemline play on our best-selling caviar tin motif, featuring a curve-hugging mini...

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SPLIT SLEEVELESS POLO

$ 298.00

Remember summer at the country club cafe, with no parents and an open tab? Us neither, but we imagine that must be lovely! Consider the next best thing: a resort-ready...

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UMBRELLA SHELL SWEATER

$ 298.00

A delicately embroidered seaside retreat: like Do Not Disturb for your boobs! Let everyone know you’ve got a great rack and a rich inner world with our 100% cotton shell...

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CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

$ 228.00

With its coltish high-low hemline, luxe terry knit, and limesicle hue, the Cupcake skort is this season’s most fashionable way to avoid a publicly indecency charge. A stretchy pull-on construction...

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CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

$ 298.00

Limeade: chartreuse's more wearable neighbor and lemonade’s cooler cousin, the one who teaches you sex words and doodles masterpieces in Sharpie on your Converse sneakers. We’ve lovingly alchemized the refreshing...

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CUPCAKE SKORT TERRY

$ 228.00

Renowned for its ability to flatter one’s legs while protecting one’s crotch, the Cupcake skort is now available in a balmy blue the color of morning sky, bubblegum ice cream,...

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CUPCAKE CARDIGAN TERRY

$ 298.00

The days of exerting dominance at your local mall’s food court are sadly gone, but mourn not: the Cupcake cardigan boldly invites you to once again harness the energy of...

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MADDY DRESS

$ 285.00

It’s hard to believe that there was a time one’s phone didn’t evoke feelings of anxiety, obligation, and doom. The tactile pleasure of a telephone cord idly wrapped around one’s...

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SHERMAN PULLOVER

$ 348.00

Brussels Griffons: bearded, goblinesque, perfect. Humanity has its atrocities, but this breed ain’t one of ‘em. Honor these purse gargoyles in our newest pullover, which sports a nearly lifesize Griffon...

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ESPRESSO MARTINI SWEATER

$ 348.00

Finally: a wearable ode to the bon vivant’s Four Loko! This 100% fully fashioned knit lovingly renders the espresso martini in all its hypercaffeinated glory: the soft, slightly oversized intarsia...

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MARTINI MOCKNECK SWEATER

$ 328.00

• Style Description
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• If you’re hoping to embody a sensuous Frasier vibe this holiday season, look no further than our martini sweater! The obsidian knit and a mockneck silhouette lend an air of ‘90s intellectual chic to any look, while the martini intarsia screams “I’m the life of the party, and I don’t need an uncomfortable outfit to prove it.” There is something so incredibly powerful about showing up to a cocktail fête in a subtly striking sweater–plus, the mega-soft cotton-cashmere blend is optimized for wearing whilst passed out, taking you from liquid lunch to copy room nap with ease.

  - Black mockneck sweater with martini intarsia motif at chest
  - Metallic toothpick embroidery
  - Rib knit cuffs
  - Rolled edge at turtleneck and hem
  - 95% Cotton 5% Cashmere
  - Boxy, relaxed fit with dropped shoulder
  - Mieke is 5'11" wearing a size S
  - Grace is 5'11" wearing a size 1X

• A note on sizing: to ensure the best fit for each silhouette on as many bodies as possible, we grade our XS-L and XL-3XL patterns with different specifications. Please reach out to orders@rachelantonoff.com for any specific questions on sizing.

  SIZE	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	1X	2X	3X
  CHEST (in.)	42	44	46	48	50	52	54 1/2	57	59 1/2
  BODY LENGTH (in.)	22 1/8	22 1/2	22 7/8	23 1/4	23 5/8	24	24 3/8	24 3/4	25 1/8

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COFFEE CUP SWEATER PINK

$ 328.00

Like a saucy diner waitress, we revel in spewing profanity and bringing you another cup of joe. That's right: the coffee cup sweater is back–in pink! All the “Ay! I’m...

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COTTON RAINBOW COOKIE SWEATER

$ 328.00

Cake, yet cookie. Jammy, yet chocolatey. Sophisticated, yet brighter than a bottle of Heinz E-Z Squirt. The rainbow cookie asks us to forgo binaries and appreciate a full spectrum of...

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STAN SWEATER

$ 348.00

There are a lot of perks to welcoming Stan into your home. Stan will most likely not rack up wild vet bills. Stan can easily accompany you anywhere without proof of emotional support. Stan will absolutely not shit on...

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SCHMEAR SWEATER

$ 348.00

Schmear on one’s clothing is rarely a good thing, but we love to buck convention. Enter our newest fall sweater, which sports a larger-than-life, perfectly toasted bagel intarsia complete with...

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CLARA CARDIGAN

$ 229.00 $ 328.00

Channel your inner Bunny MacDougal in Clara, a cardigan designed to make even the most old money of mother-in-laws drool! Cheery cherry-red tartan compliments a plush, just-fitted-enough 100% cotton knit,...

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MARGARET KNIT SKIRT

$ 166.00 $ 238.00

We can thank Scotland for haggis, Shrek’s accent, and one hell of a plaid. Our newest Margaret skirt honors Caledonia’s cutest print with a classic crimson tartan on a super...

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RANDY'S REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM SWEATER

$ 275.00

Back by popular demand and in our fall favorite color, Emerald! Named after one of our favorite gynecologists, the Randy's Repro Knit boasts your favorite (public facing) uterus in a...

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CORI CARDIGAN

$ 328.00

Life is hard. We can’t fix that, but we can offer you a window into a simpler time of daydreaming and doodling obscene nothings in your notebook while the teacher...

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HOT DOG SWEATER

$ 243.00 $ 348.00

Finally, a fair isle for the pet food aisle! Our Hot Dog sweater features a festive parade of dachshunds clomping around your collarbone, just as it should be. This cloud-like...

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CLARA CARDIGAN

$ 229.00 $ 328.00

Is your wardrobe missing a certain “Samantha Parkington, American Girl” je ne sais quoi? Clara is here to help! This cropped cardi features a fireside-ready plaid and a plush and...

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